Enter Our Haiku Contest for a Chance to Win a LELO!


We’re giving you the chance to win a great, romantic, sensual gift set worth almost $200 from LELO.com for Valentine’s Day!

LELO_Accessories_TUX_product_2x_0LELO just launched Tux, a sophisticated, elegant, and luxurious…wait for it…willy warmer! (Only LELO could combine humor and refinement so effectively.) In honor of the occasion, we’d like you to come up with a haiku about penile apparel that takes its cue from LELO by being  incredibly clever, never crass. Here are the rules:

  • The focus of your haiku should be directly or tangentially related to the subject of willy warmers, or at the very least the warming of willies.
  • The haiku should follow the traditional 5/7/5 syllable form.
  • Your poem(s) must be original work written by you.
  • Submit your haiku(s) either in the comments section below or via this contact form, making sure to include a name or nickname you’d like as the byline of your haiku, as well as a correct email address so that we may reach you privately in case you win.
  • Entry deadline is 11:59pm EST Friday, February 5th.
  • Must be 18 or older to enter.
  • Read the fine print.*

LELO_Accessories_DARE-ME_packaging_2x_1The top five best haikus, as determined by yours truly, will receive their very own lux TUX, with the absolute best haiku also receiving LELO’s Dare Me Pleasure Set, which includes a soft-tasseled Sensua Suede Whip,  Etherea Silk Cuffs, and Luna Beads Noir — a prize package worth over $170! (Please note, while you may enter as many haikus as you’d like, you cannot “place” more than once — even if your haikus kick-ass. Let’s share the wealth, shall we?)

The 5 winners, along with any honorable mentions, will be announced via an EMandLO.com post on Monday, February 8th. Any winner who does not respond to Em & Lo’s request for a valid shipping address by Valentine’s Day, January 14th, 2016, will forfeit their prize and a new prize recipient will be selected.

* By entering the contest, you affirm both that you are 18 or older and your work is original, and you agree both to receive occasional newsletters from LELO.com and EMandLO.com and to allow EMandLO.com to republish your haiku(s) in subsequent posts on this website, on their social media channels and in any future Em & Lo media projects in perpetuity. Though every effort will be made, winner gifts are not guaranteed to arrive by Valentine’s Day.
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The Winners of Our Self-Love Haiku Contest



  1. Gerard, darling, we love you for it, but you’re going to get fired or broken up with if you spend much more time on these haikus!

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