The latest hashtag trending on Twitter today is #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words. As always, there are a bunch of unfunny sexist responses (hey, if you’re going to be sexist, at least try to be funny about it), mostly to do with the size of a man’s…wallet. And then there are these. We’d struggle to think of a better date night than this: he finds a babysitter, he does the laundry, he buys fancy cheese, he replaces the batteries in your favorite vibrator, and then he reminds you that it’s your turn. (Whatever “your turn” means to you, you dirty birds.)
#exciteyourpartnerin4words. QUICK!! QUICK!! IT’S WORKING!!!
— The Gnurb (@batshake1) July 7, 2015
I did the laundry #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Fish Daddy Cupcake (@fishdaddy37) July 7, 2015
Dirty Dancing is on. #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— Jonesy. (@JonesyBeGood) July 7, 2015
Bought batteries for you #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Dirt Road Devil (@TruckerS63) July 7, 2015
Got a vasectomy, babe #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) July 7, 2015
Let’s see Magic Mike #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) July 7, 2015
The clinic cleared me 😳🏃 #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) July 7, 2015
I completely trust you #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Joe Blow (@nta71) July 7, 2015
“i brought exotic cheese” #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) July 7, 2015
Anything you say…sir #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— just plain beth (@whoawhut) July 7, 2015
#ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words Shaving my back, today
— Rick Murtagh (@rickstandup) July 7, 2015
It’s your turn now #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Dom Christopher (@LouGeese) July 7, 2015
Kids are at Grandmas! #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— jonathanxavier (@TheRealJmar) July 7, 2015
#ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words Look! No More Fleas! — Ian F. Hood (@IanFHood) July 7, 2015
Let’s conjugate some verbs. #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words
— Gramar Guy (@gramarguy) July 7, 2015
I’m not very good at math #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words — Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) July 7, 2015
