The Best of #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words on Twitter

The latest hashtag trending on Twitter today is #ExciteYourPartnerIn4Words. As always, there are a bunch of unfunny sexist responses (hey, if you’re going to be sexist, at least try to be funny about it), mostly to do with the size of a man’s…wallet. And then there are these. We’d struggle to think of a better date night than this: he finds a babysitter, he does the laundry, he buys fancy cheese, he replaces the batteries in your favorite vibrator, and then he reminds you that it’s your turn. (Whatever “your turn” means to you, you dirty birds.)

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