*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***
Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:
1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.
2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).
3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.
4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.
5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.
6. You must be 18 or over to enter.
8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.
9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.
Happy Haiku-ing!
Read more about the Ora by LELO here
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Tongue play is heaven
She touched me once and I learned
Girls do it better
You explore, I’ll sit
My body is a journey
I’ll enjoy the ride
Feast your eyes on this
Insatiable appetites
Bring me much pleasure
Em and lo dot com,
Oral pleasure makes me smile
Ora should be mine!
Lips like velvet cream
My body screams in delight
You are my release
Writhing in pleasure
Every nerve ending reacts
Floods follow the rain
You gaze up at me
Half closed lids hiding raw lust
Pure pleasure ensues
A breath of fresh air
Warmth permeates throughout me
With a single touch
Shake, jerk, jump and twitch
Time flies when you’re having fun
Ora makes me dance
Two is a party
Ready to rock my body
Just Ora and me
After a long day
Whimpers of pleasure are mine
Courtesy of you
I don’t need him to
ride the waves of ecstasy
Ora, you’re a gem
Just a few quick flicks
And I’m where I need to be
Just Ora and me
Slide back, for the ride
Take it for a flick or glide
Sixty minutes, O
steadily climbing
to the cliff of ecstacy
joyfully falling
sweetest sensations
caressing all my senses
fiercely climaxing