*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***
Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:
1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.
2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).
3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.
4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.
5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.
6. You must be 18 or over to enter.
8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.
9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.
Happy Haiku-ing!
Read more about the Ora by LELO here
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Soft butterfly tongue
Wet kisses cause pouring rain
Watch my flower bloom
A haiku or two
To get me off without you –
Don’t mind if I do.
With closed eyes I see
The shimmer of distant suns
Lit by my pleasure.
Taste my galaxy…
Celestial chaos builds,
Eyes closed…stars explode
Mouth on my pistil
I feel like a loaded gun
Lick lick, bang bang boom
The early morning
welcomes a glow, warmth, and dew
to the petunia
Each day starts so well
Happy tunes play in her head
She sings and/or hums
Tongue so pillow soft
Swirl my dreams in my wet sea
Nighttime therapy
Your tongue like an oar
Row my boat faster, harder
Make me come ashore
I’m a slip’n’slide,
But don’t slip inside. That’s right –
Stay down there and lick!
My lover descends:
A velvet-tongued hummingbird,
Earning my nectar.
Her petals unfurl
Under gray dawn’s humid kiss.
The dew drops quiver.
I am the quiver
Of sixty thousand starlings
Pulsing as they soar.
Waves lap swollen shores
Until the levee explodes,
Chasing back the sea.
Pages of my book
Read in detail by your tongue
The perfect bookmark