Em & Lo’s Sexy Holiday Gift Guide: Big Spender Edition

This is the fifth & final installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving this holiday season. We started with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, followed by gifts priced around $20$50 and $100, and now we’re at the $150 and over mark. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!

1. For the banker:
LELO’S Pino Gift Set
This vibrating couples’ ring, designed to satisfy even the Gordon Gekkos of the world, comes with 10 vibration settings, silver cufflinks and a money clip which reads “Always be closing.”



2. For the music snob:
Bose SoundLink Bluetooth Speaker III
Its 14-hour battery life will outlast your Sting-esque tantra sessions.



3. For the tablet addict:
All-New Kindle Fire HDX 8.9″ Tablet
Amazon’s most powerful Fire ever, “designed to do it all.”  Though we’re pretty sure it doesn’t vibrate.


4. For the one with a good eye:
Canon EOS Rebel T3 12.2 MP CMOS Digital SLR with 18-55mm IS II Lens and EOS HD Movie Mode
We’re pretty sure that jargon translates into “takes excellent naughty photos.”



5. For the TV junkie:
Tivo Bolt
Replace their user-unfriendly cable-based DVR with something more elegant. Makes cuddle time on the couch that much more enjoyable.



6. For the supernerd:
Sphero BB-8 App-Enabled Droid
Because Star Wars is hot right now…and always.




7. For the uber-fit:
FitBit Superwatch
Put accurate time, pace/speed, BPMs, heart rate, calories burned, and distance information right in their hands. Then they’ll be putty in your hands.


8. For the one with the “bad back” (wink wink):
The Smart Wand Body Massager
Give her an upgrade from her beat-up old Hitachi Magic Wand.






9. For the one with cold feet: 
Nest Learning Thermostat, 3rd Generation
They’ll be able to control their home temperature remotely from a smartphone, laptop or tablet so their love nest will be all warm and cozy when they return home — with or without a guest.



10. For the Christian Grey:
Pure Cashmere Full Length Robe for Men
Wrap your fella in 100% grey silk and let the “Fifty Shades” scenes practically roleplay themselves. And yes, it comes in grey.


11. For the woman who has everything:
LELO’s Exclusive 24-Karat Gold Plated Pleasure Object, “Olga”
This gold-plated pleasure object comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, complete with manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty. Only $3,490!


12. For the man who has everything:
LELO’s Distinguished Gentleman’s Plug, “Earl”
This male-G-spot massager comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorized with matching cufflinks (but of course), manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty. Only $2,590!



Want more affordable gift ideas?
Check Out Our Full Holiday Gift Guide for Any Budget!