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Horoscopes
Your Weekly Stars (2-4-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are whipped! Never a good thing. When you’re whipped you lose your spine and develop a […]

Movies
LAST CHANCE to Win a Valentine’s Day Dinner & a Movie from Fandango!

****THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED**** Our friends over at FANDANGO want to make your Valentine’s Movie Date Night a hit! And we want you to help us get the word out about our new book, 150 Shades of Play. Fandango wins, we win, and hopefully YOU win too! Here’s how to play: Between now and Sunday […]

Websites
Blog Snog: Top 10 Love Lessons from Liz Lemon

image via Flickr How About We: Top 10 love lessons from Liz Lemon YourTango: 5 Date Night Ideas To Beat The Winter Blues The Frisky: The 15 most bizarre things we’ve heard in bed (inspired by “Girls”) TresSugar: The best funny-lady Tweets of the week. Nerve: 10 dumb sex and dating apps for your smart phone. HuffPo Women: Awesome definition of […]

Pop Culture
Erotic Deathmatch: Fifty Shades of Grey vs. 150 Shades of Play

Jamie Maclean is the founder and editor of the Erotic Review Magazine, an intelligent and artsy London-based website dedicated to sex (and NOT the US-based Yelp for escorts of a similar name). So how could we all not get on?! And then he called us “New York’s coolest sex therapists” and said that our new […]

Dream Interpretation
Dream Interpretation: My Boyfriend and I Cut Each Other with a Knife

photo via flickr Other people’s dreams are never interesting…except when they’re about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it. This week, a reader asks Lauri: I’m alone in my boyfriend’s parents’ house, all of a sudden […]

Toys
See Who Won Our “Adore Me” Contest!

photo via flickr You guys! We loved reading your submissions to our “Adore Me” contest. And we really, really struggled to pick a winner. It just feels so wrong to decide whose couple story is the cutest of all (it gives us bad flashbacks to high school yearbook superlatives). But we ended up going with […]

Confessions
Comment of the Week: You Guys Are Trashy and Vulgar!

photo by by Adam Bielawski A male reader emailed us the following note in response to our post, “Top 10 Breakup Songs Taylor Swift SHOULD Write.” Oh no! We upset the Swifties! We feel like Michael J. Fox. Except this is worse because we consider ourselves true Swifties at heart. Oh well, in our imagination, Taylor […]

Dear Em & Lo
Your Call (Oooh, This Is a Good One!): Should I Tell Her He’s Cheating on Her?

  We get a lot of advice questions coming in at EMandLO.com, but sadly, we just can’t answer them all. Which is why, once a week, we turn to you to decide how best to advise a reader. Make your call on the letter below by leaving your advice in the comments section.  Dear Em & Lo, I’m having a […]

Pop Culture
Are You Smarter in Love Than an Eighth Grader?

We’re cynical biatches, so when someone told us about this eighth grade mash note that a teacher found on her classroom floor (see above), we figured there was a good chance it was faked in some way. But then we read it and we fell in love with the girl asking the question, “R u […]

Pop Culture
DIY Toys, Porn Probs & Aspirational Kink — Belle de Jour Interviews Us!

You know the Showtime series “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” from a few years back? Well, before it was a Showtime show it was a British show. Before it was a British show, it was a series of books. Before it was a series of books, it was an award-winning blog  called “Diary of […]

Toys
Last Chance to Enter Our “Adore Me” Contest (Odds of Winning Are Great!)

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: SEE WHO WON HERE! To help us all get in the mood for Valentine’s Day (fast approaching, in case you hadn’t noticed, ha), we want you to “share the love”: Use the comments section below or email us (select “Contest Entry” from the pull-down menu) BY EOD EST TUE JAN 29TH, […]

Horoscopes
Your Weekly Stars (1-28-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ignore what we tell all the Capricorns in the house below: You Aries are simply not ready […]

Pop Culture
Top 10 Breakup Songs Taylor Swift SHOULD Write

 photo via WikiCommons Taylor Swift cannot write a bad pop song. She apparently can’t write a song about anything other than breakups, either. While we are shameless Swifties, we’d definitely like to see her branch out more — if not to different subject matter, then at least to some more honest, less PG-13 tales of […]

Websites
Blog Snog: Why Good Women Love Bad Boys

YourTango: Why good women love bad boys. The Frisky: The 10 worst things men can do naked. TresSugar: Advice for every relationship status from SAG-nominated characters. Nerve: An interview with James Deen, the porn world’s “boy next door.” How About We: Why I’ll never cyberstalk anyone ever again. HuffPo Women: A Valentine’s Day survival guide. […]

Confessions
Comment of the Week: Small Sexy Bits Are Lovable

photo via Flickr Christy, commenting on our most popular post, “My New Boyfriend Has a Small Penis…At Least, It’s Small to Me“: I personally am very thin and not very curvy. Since early in my life, I have experienced the cruelty of people judging someone based on physique. Mine being more obvious and public than the […]

Toys
Tell Us How You Adore Someone & You Could Win a Lelo Gift Set!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: SEE WHO WON HERE! To help us all get in the mood for Valentine’s Day (fast approaching, in case you hadn’t noticed, ha), we want you to “share the love”: Use the comments section below or email us (select “Contest Entry” from the pull-down menu) to share something cute/romantic/cheeky about your current […]