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The Sex Toy Haiku Contest Winners!

We know the suspense has been killing you. But now all will be revealed. Behold, the winners of our Sex Toy Haiku Contest sponsored by Lelo!  @fredofsnakes will be getting a luxury Oden couples ring with SenseMotion technology as the winner of a random drawing from all who Tweeted their sex toy haikus. The competition was tough for the Best Written […]

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Enter Our Haiku Contest, Win a Lelo

***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** We’re giving you even more opportunities to win a new luxury toy from the Insignia line by Lelo in our Sex Toy Haiku Contest! New Deadline: we’re extending the deadline until next end of the day Wednesday, the end of November, for those of you who need a little more time to […]

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Enter Our Haiku Contest, Win an Oden from Lelo!

*READ OUR UPDATED CONTEST POST, WITH NEW RULES, A NEW DEADLINE AND AN EXTRA PRIZE HERE!* We’ve teamed up with our friends at Lelo to give away a brand new, luxury, wireless remote-controlled, vibrating couples’ ring: the Oden. This is a $179 sex toy, people! The Oden is part of Lelo’s new Insignia line of […]

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The Search for the Worst Date in America

photo by CarbonNYC In honor of Valentine’s Day, MyVeryWorstDate.com is holding a contest for the most cringe-worthy, laugh-out-loud, WTF! dating story in the country. The winner, who’ll be announced on February 14th, will receive 1000 bucks cash to help pay for the PTSD therapy sessions. Here are the basic rules (click here for the fine […]

Pop Culture
Halloween Haiku Contest Winners

photo by zenobia joy Last week we asked you to submit one or more haikus that combined love and/or sex with the macabre in honor of Halloween for the chance to win a LoveHoney “Death by Orgasm” mini-vibe. Eight of you delivered the 10 winning mini-poems — congratulations! (Those who’ll receive more than one bullet […]

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Halloween Haiku Contest *Deadline Passed*

photo by zenobia joy We’ve teamed up with the UK sex toy store LoveHoney this Halloween to give you the chance to win one of their “Death by Orgasm” vibes: “Experience the most intense ‘La Petite Mort’ with this amazingly powerful bullet! Supplied in a cute coffin case.” It comes in black, natch. So send […]

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Green Porno’s Season Three Contest

This week, the Sundance Channel launched its third season of “Green Porno,” Isabella Rossellini’s wacky exploration of all the weird ways animals do it (this time around, there are more overt environmental messages throughout). To honor the show, we’re holding another contest where one lucky EMandLO.com reader will win an eco-friendly prize pack. It includes […]

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Please Help Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Writers by Clicking Below

photo by Studio Mohawk ***CLICK HERE!*** It’s a link to our SUNfiltered post on The Top 10 Things Your Father Inadvertently Taught You About Sex. By clicking on any of the links to it in this post you’ll help us try to win a most-trafficed-post contest, which will help us keep EMandLO.com up and running. […]

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Contest Winners: Name That Schlong!

The marmoset penis, a.k.a. jacchus hammer Thanks to everyone who entered our Name That Schlong contest, inspired by the “Why Vagina” episode of the second season of wacky Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porno” series on SundanceChannel.com. As all but one of you guessed, the arrow is indeed pointing to the marmoset’s penis — not that you […]

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Contest: Green Porno Getaway Sweepstakes

You’ve only got until the end of today (Thur, June 11, 09) to enter our “Name That Schlong” contest. But you can enter the Green Porno Getaway Sweepstakes once a day between now and June 30th. In honor of the aquatic theme of the series’ second season — and the whale episode, in particular (above) […]

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Contest: Name That Schlong!

Which creature’s penis is the arrow pointing to? If you haven’t familiarized yourself with the awe-inspiring variety among various species’ penises, here’s your chance. Scroll through the “Grand Gallery of Penises” (all of which are featured in the “Why Vagina” episode of the second season of wacky Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porno” series on SundanceChannel.com) to […]

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Please Help EMandLO.com: Click on the Link Below!

photo by Studio Mohawk ***CLICK HERE!*** It’s a link to our SUNfiltered post on The Top 10 Things Your Mama Inadvertently Taught You About Sex. By clicking on any of the links to it in this post you’ll help us try to win a most-trafficed-post contest, which will help us keep EMandLO.com up and running. […]

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Safer Sex Haiku Contest Winners!

Our two winners will receive this Tantalising [sic] Lip Butter and that’s not all! The Body Shop and MTV’s awesomely named Staying Alive Foundation recently launched an STD awareness campaign called “Yes to Safe Sex” (we would have called it “Yes to Safer Sex,” but we’re sticklers like that). Since we’re suckers for anything safety-related […]

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Safer Sex Haiku Contest

You could win this Tantalising [sic] Lip Butter that can help save the world! The Body Shop and MTV’s awesomely named Staying Alive Foundation have recently launched an STD awareness campaign called “Yes to Safe Sex” (we would have called it “Yes to Safer Sex,” but we’re sticklers like that). During the campaign the Body […]