Halloween Haiku Contest *Deadline Passed*

halloween_zombies_kissphoto by zenobia joy

We’ve teamed up with the UK sex toy store LoveHoney this Halloween to give you the chance to win one of their “Death by Orgasm” vibes: “Experience the most intense ‘La Petite Mort’ with this amazingly powerful bullet! Supplied in a cute coffin case.” It comes in black, natch. So send us one or more haikus (you know the drill: 5-7-5) that combine love and/or sex with the macabre in honor of Halloween by end of day next Tuesday, October 27th via this form with your mailing address (which will be kept private, cross our hearts), and you could be one of 10 winners of a “Death by Orgasm” — with those kind of odds, you’re almost guaranteed to win if you simply enter and get the syllable count right. (Though cleverness and creativity will count for something.) Winners, you won’t get the vibe by Halloween, but your winning haikus will be posted on Thursday, October 29th in time to spread the horror for the holiday (which is practically prize enough).

FYI: The winner of our Green Porno Season Three Contest is Anna from Pennsylvania — congrats! And thanks to all who submitted entries (though next time, please follow directions and include your mailing addresses!).


  1. In defense of us readers, I think some people interpreted “a way for us to reach you” to mean that an email address was sufficient – I certainly didn’t get “mailing address” from reading the Green Porno contest. 🙂

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