Blog Snog: A Brief History of Naked Sushi

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4 years 6 months ago

I once got the 10K marriage proposal. A very beautiful Polish woman I worked with “proposed” to me, offering me thousands if I’d marry her so she could have papers. Our conversation went like this:

PolishBeauty: You marry me, I get papers and give you a lot of money.

Johnny: OK, but I want to consummate our love first.

PolishBeauty: What, consummate? Is arrangement. Just for papers.

Johnny: Who needs papers, baby? We’ll have each other!

PolishBeauty: [rolls eyes] Never serious. Forget it.