Naked News: Office Party Sex & Deadly Ben Wa Balls
photo by TheNaughtyAmerican.com
- Have we succeeded in scaring you off? According to the latest research by 60 Minutes and Vanity Fair mag, zero percent of people aged 18-44 are likely to kiss a co-worker at their office holiday party.
- A study finds that a penis-numbing spray can help prevent premature ejaculation and may hit the marketplace soon. There is currently no FDA-approved prescription treatment for this condition, which affects up to a third of U.S. men aged 18-59. Great news, so long as this numbing spray doesn’t have a knock-on effect on the vagina…
- Hugh Hefner tells the U.K. Guardian, in response to the question What is the closest you’ve come to death:
“There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball.” Guess we’ll have to expand our definition of “safer sex.”
Hah, that’s OK, I crunch numbers for a living. 🙂
[staring down at our feet, red-faced] Okay, angharad, consider us busted! Guess we don’t have a future as statiticians. Thanks for keeping us on our toes. 🙂
“Zero percent of people aged 18-44 are likely to kiss a co-worker at their office holiday party.”
That’s not at all what it says. It says that zero percent are MORE likely to do that than to do any of the other things. So I’m not at all surprised that people are more likely to drink too much, for example, than to kiss somebody.