6/17/09
Remember This Sunday: 10 Things Dad Inadvertently Taught You About Sex

golfphoto by Evil Erin

It’s Father’s Day on Sunday, June 21st this year — don’t forget to call and thank yours for all the wonderful advice.

  1. Always take time to warm up before athletic events.
  2. Use headcovers for your woodies.
  3. Passing gas jokingly around loved ones is only done by old, married people (your parents) who NEVER have sex anymore.

READ THE OTHER 7 ITEMS HERE (the link works this time!)…turns out he taught you about sex toys, bondage, and orgasm etiquette. (Sorry Dad.)