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PINO: The 1st Pleasure Product Exclusively for…Bankers?

Friday, November 21, 2014

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sponsored post Okay, it’s actually a gift set for men, but our friends over at LELO decided to have a little fun with the marketing, explaining that the banking angle “gave us the opportunity to¬†come up with loads of banking puns: Deposit; Hostile takeover; Double dip; Sperm bank; The Ultimate Stimulus Package…” So what’s the [...]

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This Week in Great Subliminal Phalluses from History

Thursday, November 20, 2014

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We just finished Sam Harris’s Waking Up: A Guide to Spirituality Without Religion¬†for our book club last night. It was a spirited debate, which went a little something like this: - Harris is self-centered, arrogant and off-putting. - But you just don’t know him like we do. - He condones drug use. - And that’s [...]

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Turkey Porn: Hot, Naked Birds

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

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Aw, yeah. It’s that time of year again, when the dirty birds come out to play and anything’s possible: a full-body basting, a good stuffing up to the elbow, even succulent vegan experimenting! You know you want it. So dig in!   #168642243 / gettyimages.com   #107239948 / gettyimages.com   #143038720 / gettyimages.com  

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The Thanksgiving Issue: Love in the Time of Turkey

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

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Wise Guys: How to Win Over His Mother at Thanksgiving Don’t miss Joel Derner’s fail-safe technique for winning over mothers at the holidays! Wise Guys ‚Äď When Can I Invite Him for Thanksgiving? Sage advice from three men who like turkey. 10 Ways to Win Over Your Partner‚Äôs Parents This Thanksgiving “Engage in no more [...]

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And the Winner of Our #KegelizeAMovie Contest Is…

Friday, November 7, 2014

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@cd_clifford! Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a brand new LUNA Smart Bead‚ĄĘ¬†from¬†LELO! Longer, stronger, easier-to-come-by orgasms are now within your (or your partner’s) reach, thanks to your acumen at Kegelizing movie titles. It was a very close race between Christen Clifford and Chris Perkins, but Christen’s strong showing (“The Kabinet of Dr. [...]

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Crush of the Week: Potty-Mouthed Princesses Drop F-Bombs for Feminism

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

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Holy fucking shit, this video (below) is fucking awesome! We could watch it all week! It combines two of our favorite things: feminism and swear words. That it includes little girls not acting like little princesses is icing on the cake. Of course, the freakouts and insults in the comments section illustrates just how scary it [...]

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28 “Pretty Woman” Quotes to Use When Online Dating

Monday, October 20, 2014

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We loved the Buzzfeed experiment where a woman sent Tinder guys the emails from You’ve Got Mail, but we found a movie that’s even better suited for online dating. Here are the top 28 lines from Pretty Woman that could come in handy when online dating. Use if you dare!   The Pickup Line Approach [...]

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10 Reasons Why a Dirty House Is Good for Your Marriage

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

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photo via flickr For the record, we both love a tidy house. We love a clean, well-lighted place in which to read a book or work on a hilarious and/or enlightening post for this blog. Dirty, messy houses can be annoying, stressful, and, yes, smelly. But sometimes, it simply can’t be helped. And when it [...]

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10 Worst Things About Married Sex

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

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Before Midnight Before all the married people out there take offense, we should note that we are both married, and happily so. We’re not curmudgeons; we already listed the 10 Best Things About Married Sex¬†–¬†and for the record, those ten things were way easier to come up with!¬†– but we believe firmly in looking at [...]

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The Best Animal Kisses from Getty Images

Thursday, September 18, 2014

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When you do a search for ‚Äúsex‚ÄĚ on¬†Getty Images, you get¬†a lot¬†of interesting results ‚ÄĒ so many, in fact, that we were compelled to create a¬†superlative series of Getty ‚Äúsex‚ÄĚ search images. A lot of the animal-themed images that come up are just adorable kissing photos, so today, it’s decidedly PG in the animal kingdom. [...]

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