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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor,” for Bachelors (Bali)

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

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via ABC.com Wow, what happened to the all the world travel the contestants on (and viewers of) The Bachelor/ette have come to know and love?  They really kept it real (and cheap) this season, by limiting the majority of the shooting to the continental United States. Santa Fe, the Badlands, Arlington, Iowa? Pretty much the least [...]

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The Best (and Worst) Quotes from the 2015 Oscars

Monday, February 23, 2015

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Speeches about equal pay for women and gay rights…equal opportunity objectification (thanks, Neil!)…straight men being sensitive and highly emotional about their mothers…more jokes about balls than boobs…anyone would think it was 2015 out there! Here are our favorite quotes from the Oscars last night: “I tried to commit suicide at 16, and now I‚Äôm standing [...]

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Top 10 Signs You’re Reading Bad Erotica

Friday, February 20, 2015

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Years ago,¬†we popped our sex-writing cherries at Nerve.com, the online magazine about sex that featured impressive original fiction by the likes of Jay McInerney and Rick Moody. As young, na√Įve, and underpaid Internet employees, one of our duties included trudging through the slush pile‚ÄĒthat four-foot-high stack of unsolicited submissions by amateur writers who thought they [...]

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Jumping on the “Fifty Shades” Meme Bandwagon

Thursday, February 19, 2015

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Okay, we know we said we’d stop with the “Fifty Shades” posts¬†once the movie came out, but we can’t stop! We’re addicted. We’ve been enjoying the Shades meme wherein Christian Grey reveals his curiously singular tastes, and they turn out to be….an interest in, say, computer servers. So we thought we’d come up with a [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Iowa + Hometowns)

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

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from “The Bachelor’s” hysterical Twitter feed It’s kind of ironic that “Fifty Shades of Grey,” with its helipads and helicopters and gliders and penthouses and fancy cars, came out the same weekend “The Bachelor”¬†aired its least glamorous episodes ever, featuring the scent of manure in the air, the shuttered businesses of a 400-person town, the [...]

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An Antidote for Feeling Fifty Shades of Blah in the Bedroom

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

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If the upcoming¬†Fifty Shades movie is making you feel like your own sex life is a little drab in comparison — just a single shade of grey, as it were — then we are prescribing you a dose of the video above, “50 Shades of Pleasure,” made by¬†Trojan with our hilarious director friend Laura Murphy, [...]

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Top 6 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (The Badlands)

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

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from “The Bachelor’s” hysterical Twitter feed After such a tepid start, this season of¬†“The Bachelor”¬†has really started delivering on the crazy, thanks in part….okay, all thanks to the evil manipulation of events by the hand-rubbing, mustache-twirling producers. Let’s give the jock the short wedding dress during the mud run competition so she’s sure to win [...]

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How to See the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie in Style

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

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In case you couldn’t tell from the onslaught of Fifty Shades posts on our site in the past week, we’re a teensy little bit excited about the¬†Fifty Shades of Grey movie that opens this Friday. It’s not because we loved E.L. James’ book. (We didn’t. Too many inner goddesses doing cartwheels and too much cliched [...]

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The 17 Most Annoying Aspects of the “Fifty Shades” Story

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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By¬†Lindsey Kupfer¬†for YourTango.com Here’s a refresher course on how messed up Fifty Shades really is. The¬†Fifty Shades Of Grey¬†movie hype is growing as the movie’s release date (February 13) gets closer, which means a barrage of media attention is once more on the mommy porn flick. And¬†that¬†means I get to hear endless apologies and explanations [...]

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Erotic Deathmatch: Fifty Shades of Grey vs. 150 Shades of Play

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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This is the face the other Jamie makes when judging our book better than the one his movie is based on Jamie Maclean is the founder and editor of the Erotic Review Magazine, an intelligent and artsy London-based website dedicated to sex (and NOT the US-based Yelp for escorts of a similar name). So how could we [...]

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