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Tag Archive | "Humor"

What Every Mom Wants for Mother’s Day

Friday, May 8, 2015

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A room of one’s own…specifically, a hotel room…in which to masturbate. That’s the message of the funny music video by The Pump and Dump, called “Hotel Room“: While watching the video, we realized the singer’s voice sounded familiar…and then it hit us: “Walk of Shame“! — another funny music video we highlighted on this site¬†years [...]

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5 Reasons Why You Should Read “I Take You” by Eliza Kennedy

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

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Have you met Lily Wilder? You should. She’s the seriously funny, seriously sex-driven, and seriously flawed protagonist of the novel I Take You by Eliza Kennedy, which is on sale starting today. Here are five reasons why you should pick up a copy right now… 1. I Take You is a straightforward look at female [...]

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The Best of #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

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We love it when Twitter puts its collective hive mind in the gutter: Today’s top trending hashtag is #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow. Here are some of the best: Faking It #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow — (@destoomuch) April 21, 2015 Leave it to Beaver #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow — Stacey Gaskin (@Stacey_Gaskin) April 21, 2015 #describeyoursexlifeinatvshow naked and afraid — Johnny Hammersticks (@DanielsonKelley) June 19, [...]

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Word of the Week: Cinemadultery

Thursday, March 12, 2015

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photo via flickr These days, most of us watch TV on our own schedule, rather than sitting down in front of the box when the networks tell us to. In fact, plenty of people never even sit in front of a television set to watch their favorite shows! And plenty of us wait until an [...]

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Comment of the Week: You Just Cracked Us Up!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

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We recently received a Facebook message that warmed the cockles of our hearts, and since we’re totally shameless when it comes to self-promotion, we thought we’d share it with you. Gerry, you made our month! Dear Em & Lo, I’m writing to tell you that I just finished laughing so hard, I’m pretty sure it [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor,” for Bachelors (Bali)

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

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via ABC.com Wow, what happened to the all the world travel the contestants on (and viewers of) The Bachelor/ette have come to know and love?  They really kept it real (and cheap) this season, by limiting the majority of the shooting to the continental United States. Santa Fe, the Badlands, Arlington, Iowa? Pretty much the least [...]

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The Best (and Worst) Quotes from the 2015 Oscars

Monday, February 23, 2015

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Speeches about equal pay for women and gay rights…equal opportunity objectification (thanks, Neil!)…straight men being sensitive and highly emotional about their mothers…more jokes about balls than boobs…anyone would think it was 2015 out there! Here are our favorite quotes from the Oscars last night: “I tried to commit suicide at 16, and now I‚Äôm standing [...]

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Top 10 Signs You’re Reading Bad Erotica

Friday, February 20, 2015

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Years ago,¬†we popped our sex-writing cherries at Nerve.com, the online magazine about sex that featured impressive original fiction by the likes of Jay McInerney and Rick Moody. As young, na√Įve, and underpaid Internet employees, one of our duties included trudging through the slush pile‚ÄĒthat four-foot-high stack of unsolicited submissions by amateur writers who thought they [...]

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Jumping on the “Fifty Shades” Meme Bandwagon

Thursday, February 19, 2015

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Okay, we know we said we’d stop with the “Fifty Shades” posts¬†once the movie came out, but we can’t stop! We’re addicted. We’ve been enjoying the Shades meme wherein Christian Grey reveals his curiously singular tastes, and they turn out to be….an interest in, say, computer servers. So we thought we’d come up with a [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Iowa + Hometowns)

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

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from “The Bachelor’s” hysterical Twitter feed It’s kind of ironic that “Fifty Shades of Grey,” with its helipads and helicopters and gliders and penthouses and fancy cars, came out the same weekend “The Bachelor”¬†aired its least glamorous episodes ever, featuring the scent of manure in the air, the shuttered businesses of a 400-person town, the [...]

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