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Tag Archive | "Lists"

10 Best Things About Married Sex

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

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Married sex is like the redheaded stepchild of the booty world — at least, according to TV and movies. In that world, married sex is overly lit and played for laughs, whereas all the other kinds of sex — casual sex, new sex, cheating sex, ex sex — get the sultry soundtrack and rumpled sheets. [...]

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Top 10 Things We Will Tell Our Sons About Sex

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

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Remember how we said we accidentally bred on the same schedule and both have six-year-old daughters? Well, we weren’t kidding about that breeding schedule — we also each have three-year-old sons. So it’s only fair that, after publishing the Top 10 Things We’ll Tell Our Daughters About Sex, we should write a follow-up list for [...]

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Top 10 Things We Will Tell Our Daughters About Sex

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

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The two of us accidentally bred on the same schedule, which means we both have six-year-old daughters. We have long joked about the hazards of being both sex writers and parents (and in a small town, too, no less): What will they say at the P.T.A.? What if our daughters stumble across one of our [...]

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10 Thoughts on The Wolf of Wall Street

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

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photo via IMDB 1. Not since Requiem for a Dream have drugs looked so unfun. 2. This was billed as a black comedy. Which part was supposed to be funny, again? 3. Okay, so the part where Jonah Hill whips out his (prosthetic) dong in the middle of a party and starts jacking off to [...]

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Top 5 Kinds of “Porn” That Should Exist (If They Don’t Already)

Thursday, January 16, 2014

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Real estate porn, food porn, weather porn, disaster porn, gastro-porn, travel porn… doesn’t anyone watch plain ol’ porn anymore? According to the Oxford English Dictionary, this use of the term porn denotes “written or visual material that emphasizes the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject, appealing to its audience in a manner likened [...]

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2013 According to Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

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2013 was the year when two twenty-something women, Miley Cyrus, 21, and Jennifer Lawrence, 23, mouthed off — like, a lot. They both talked like they couldn’t give a sh*$, but we happen to think that JLaw (is that how the kids do it these days?) really doesn’t care what we think, while Miley’s quotes are a [...]

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10 Sexy Things to Be Thankful for This Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 28, 2013

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photo via flickr Whether you’re married, dating, single and loving it, or desperately seeking some lovin’, here are ten sexy things you can give thanks for this Thanksgiving. Consider this your holiday gratitude journal — except we already wrote it for you… one more thing to be thankful for. You’re welcome! 1. The Sex Toy [...]

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Top 25 Questions People Ask EMandLO.com

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

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As soon as people find out we’re sex advice columnists, they typically ask three things: 1) What’s the craziest question you’ve ever been asked? 2) What question are you asked most often? And, 3) Is your sex life totally awesome and way better than mine? (Oh, and then there was this one time when a [...]

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Top 5 Reasons Why Sex Makes You Look Younger

Thursday, August 15, 2013

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photo via flickr A few weeks back when Geraldo Riviera tweeted a topless selfie, a resounding “EWWWW!” went around the Internet. And sure, we get it. It’s Geraldo, after all, douche of divorced douches, showing the kind of near-crotch-action that is better suited to Abercrombie & Fitch models. (And he apparently came to his senses [...]

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17 Things We WISH Occurred Only Every 17 Years (Or Less)

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

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photo via flickr The bizarre, unsettling cicada invasion got us thinking about all the other kinds of things that would be way easier to handle if they occurred only every 17 years… A D-list reality TV star’s sex tape is “accidentally” distributed. UTI’s. Someone says “I’ll call you” and never does. Reverse wheelbarrow sex. A [...]

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