It’s Mother’s Day this Sunday — don’t forget to call and thank her for all the wonderful advice.
- Always wear clean underwear.
- Trim your fingernails and wash your hands thoroughly and often. (It’ll help you avoid infection and make you less likely to tear delicate internal linings during manual sex.)
- Ladies first.
- Don’t take candy from strangers. (You should know someone well enough to ask about their sexual health history first.)
- Don’t eat candy that’s unwrapped. (It should always have a condom on it.)