10 Things Your Father Inadvertently Taught You About Sex

idiots_guide_fatherhoodIt’s Fathers’s Day on Sunday, June 21st this year — don’t forget to call and thank him for all the wonderful advice.

  1. If you refuse to ask for directions, make sure you’ve got a nice, communicative lady (i.e. Garmin) to show you the way.
  2. Use headcovers for your woodies.
  3. Stand up straight, shake hands firmly (not forcefully) and look people in the eye.

READ ITEMS 4 THROUGH 10 HERE…turns out he taught you about sex toys, bondage, even rimming! (Ew.)