12/21/09
10 Worst Things to Say at Your Partner’s Family Holiday Dinner

holiday_dinner_tablephoto by Average Jane

  1. Forget charades, let’s debate the Stupak Amendment!
  2. So what made you guys decide not to circumcise your son?
  3. No Brussels sprouts for me, thanks — we’re planning on anal tonight and I don’t want to be gassy.
  4. Hoo-boy, anyone got a box of matches I could borrow for the bathroom?
  5. I think it’s so great that you’re comfortable serving canned cranberry sauce.

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