10 Worst Things to Say at Your Partner’s Family Holiday Dinner
- Forget charades, let’s debate the Stupak Amendment!
- So what made you guys decide not to circumcise your son?
- No Brussels sprouts for me, thanks — we’re planning on anal tonight and I don’t want to be gassy.
- Hoo-boy, anyone got a box of matches I could borrow for the bathroom?
- I think it’s so great that you’re comfortable serving canned cranberry sauce.