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• In “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Joke” news, an Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas and cucumbers to avoid them having sexual thoughts.
• Mint.com’s “page not available” page has a kinda funny personal ad.
• And the 2011 Bad Sex in Fiction Award goes to…
• We’re sure you’ve seen the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos already, so we’re not even going to bother linking.

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