And the Winner of Our #KegelizeAMovie Contest Is…

@cd_clifford! Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a brand new LUNA Smart Bead™ from LELO! Longer, stronger, easier-to-come-by orgasms are now within your (or your partner’s) reach, thanks to your acumen at Kegelizing movie titles.

It was a very close race between Christen Clifford and Chris Perkins, but Christen’s strong showing (“The Kabinet of Dr. Kegel”, the Die Hard series, etc) along with the originality with some of her entries (“The Vag Strikes Back,” “Saving Privates, Ryan” and “The Kegelcizer: Revenge of the Retrocele”) pushed her over the edge. But because we loved Chris’s entries too (especially “Dr. Strangelove”), we’ll be sending him a copy of our book, 150 Shades of Play. (And that wasn’t even part of the official rules!). See, people really do win on EMandLO.com.

Below are all the entries — our favorites in bold!

Christen Clifford @cd_clifford

  • The Vagina Redemption
  • The Vag Strikes Back
  • Grand Kegelusion
  • The Kabinet of Dr Kegel
  • Some Like It Tight (Ewwww, I know, but I had to. Sorry.)
  • Raging Kegel
  • Saving Privates, Ryan
  • Casakegel
  • Butch Cassidy & the Kegeling Kid
  • Salaam Kegel!
  • King Kegel! Kegel Kong! That’s it: Kegel Kong.
  • On a roll here – just throwin em all out, maybe one will be funny: Kegel Hard, Kegel Harder, Kegel Hardest…
  • The Kegelcizer: Revenge of the Rectocele

Chris Perkins ‏@cepx01 

  • Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kegels
  • Close Encounters of the Kegel Kind
  • The Magnificent Kegels
  • To Kegels, With Love
  • Monty Python and the Holy Kegels
  • Night of the Living Kegels
  • All The President’s Kegels
  • A Fist Full of Kegels
  • The Wizard of Kegels
  • Saving Private Kegels
  • The Kegel Redemption
  • Interview With a Kegel
  • Must Love Kegels

David Windmuller @DavidWindmuller

  • Kegels, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
  • Heavenly Kegels
  • Divine Secrets of the Kegel Sisterhood
  • Kegeler on the Roof
  • Kegels n the Hood (clitoral?!)
  • Do the Kegel Thing
  • Kegel to the Future
  • Kegel Hard
  • Kegels on a Train
  • She’s Gotta Have Kegels
  • Kegeling to Exhale
  • It Happened One Kegel
  • Das Kegel

Frances Frame ‏@frandianne

  • No Kegel for Old Men
  • A Beautiful Kegel
  • Kegel Impossible
  • Raiders of the Lost Kegel
  • Kegel Club
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Kegels
  • The Man in the Iron Kegel
  • 2001: A Kegel Odyssey
  • It’s a Wonderful Kegel
  • The Mighty Kegels
  • Lord of the Kegels: Fellowship of the Kegel
  • To Kegel A Mockingbird
  • The Red Kegel of Courage
  • Kegels at Tiffany’s
  • The Kegels of Wrath
  • Buffy the Vampire Kegeler
  • Kegeling in Seattle


Dave Wolgast ‏@DaveRef 

  • Sixteen Kegels
  • The Kegel Club
  • Field of Kegels
  • The Perfect Kegel
  • Inglorious Kegels
  • No Kegels for Old Men

For those of you who didn’t win/enter, you can still get yourself or someone you love a beautiful new LUNA Smart Bead™ in time for the holidays. Check out this stylish (and very relaxing) video below and LELO’s nice dedicated website for more info on the LUNA Smart Bead™: