This week’s most fun hashtag trending on Twitter was #RuinAChildrensBook. Given that we each have two small kids and we’ve been writing about sex for fifteen years — often between diaper changes and school runs — this hashtag was practically made for us. Here are our favorite ruined book titles that we posted to Twitter this week:
1. Harry Potter and the Red Room of Pain #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
2. The Poky Little Penis #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
3. Pierre’s Penis Pump: A Cautionary Tale in Five Chapters and a Prologue #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
4. Pat “The Bunny” #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
5. Bi-Curious George #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
6. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Who Only Had a Teaspoon of Cottage Cheese All Day and Still Feels Guilty #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
7. Lilly’s Purple Plastic Vibrator #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
8. Tales of a Fourth Grade Anorexic #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
9. Charlie and the Fudge Factory #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
10. Please Don’t Tickle Me Elmo #RuinAChildrensBook
— Em & Lo (@emandlo) March 25, 2014
