Our contributor, a woman who wishes to remain anonymous, has a confession to make.
My boyfriend’s butt is beautiful. It’s pretty. It’s plump. It fits in the palm of my hand. I can’t keep my hands off it, and simply touching it turns me on. I’ve spanked it, kissed it, rubbed it, grabbed it, bit it — and now I want to stick something in it. A strap-on dildo to be exact. I want to bend that boy over, face down, bum up, and do him in the most dirty of ways. I want to make his prostate gland giddy with anal afternoon delight.
So last November I said to him, “I want to do you in the butt with a strap-on. I think it’s only fair.” He’s not only put his peen in my vajayjay, he’s poked me in the tush too.
“Um, no.” He laughed nervously and changed the subject. Needless to say, this no-bullshit approach did not work.
Unwavering in my attempt to stick my strap-on dildo where the sun don’t shine, I approached him again in December with a more sensitive strategy: “Just because I want to pack your fudge and you let me doesn’t mean you are a fudge packer, baby.” I thought assuring him I wouldn’t think he was gay, but rather a try-anything-sexual would work for sure. Sadly, this simply wasn’t the case.
“I know,” he replied, “I just don’t want a dick in my butt. It’s not going to feel good.”
With this important information, I devised a more detailed put-it-in-the-pooper plan. In January, sounding oh so scientific (and as cute as can be), I spouted off some knowledge gleaned from this very site:
“The prostate gland is similar in size and shape to a walnut. It is located at the base of the bladder and surrounds the ejaculatory ducts and urethra. It is essentially the equivalent of the female G-spot, hence it’s called the P-spot. When stimulated during anal sex, it can produce orgasms. The P-spot is your best friend and you’re ignoring him. That’s not very nice, now is it? From what I hear he is very fun to hang out with. Perhaps you should make a play date.”
Silence…more silence…then finally, what my pretty little ears have always wanted to hear. “Maybe…”
After a month of many talks about how to travel the brown brick road, we agreed that purchasing a vibrating anal plug would be the best way to get things started. February arrived and with it a text message from my boyfriend that read, “I’m really excited for you to do me in the butt. Wanna buy a butt plug today?” Hell yes I do. Butt plug today, strap-on tomorrow!
Last week we went to Fascinations, a local sex shop, and purchased our very first 4-inch blue butt plug. We rushed home, stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed. He looked a bit uneasy.
“Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked him. “I only want to do this if you’re comfortable with it.”
“It’s probably going to feel like a turd,” he laughed. Not the response I was hoping for, but he bent over, face down, bum up, just as I’d imagined, and after applying a little lube I eased that blue puppy in.
I started slow and soft, in and out, in and out, then applied a bit more pressure. After a few minutes I turned on the vibrator located inside the butt plug. It was loud. Very loud. The longer I sat there on my knees behind him, the more I felt like I should be wearing latex gloves and a lab coat; perhaps throw in a clipboard and stethoscope as well. Probing is the word that came to mind. It felt far too formal for my liking, and I could tell by his silence and his face in the mirror behind our bed that he was not enjoying the ride.
“Okay,” I said. “Let’s try a different approach.” We sat for a few minutes and discussed what would feel good. We agreed that foreplay first without the butt plug was a good idea.
Some plug-free fondling led to some plug-free fellatio. And when he was good and ready, I popped the plug back in. He liked this combination of front and back attention much better, as did I. But after a while my mouth and hands needed a break, so we resumed the prostate exploration in the spooning position. I inserted the butt plug half-way in and angled it up towards his belly button to start. “That feels really good. It’s vibrating my balls.” Then I pushed the plug all the way in and started feeling around left to right. “That doesn’t feel so good,” he said. So I started making soft, slow circles inside. He liked that a lot.
After about an hour our anal endeavor was over and the search for his prostate gland was called off. He didn’t orgasm and he was strangely quiet as we lay there. It occurred to me that maybe I was asking too much. Maybe expecting amazing orgasms from just the push of a button was unrealistic. Maybe we should have thought of the plug as a side dish rather than the main course. Maybe P-spot stimulation just doesn’t work for some guys, just like some ladies hate having their G-spot touched…
Then he turned to me, smiling, and said, “Practice makes perfect, baby. I’m ready for round two. What about you?”
Like I said, butt plug today, strap-on tomorrow.
Damn. I’m on the contrary side. Looking for some girl willing to do that to me 😀
I recently discovered the pleasures of P massage thru my urologist who just happens to be a woman. That is weird enough and a long story. During a rectal exam, it felt very different when she hit the prostate. I actually thought I was going to come right there. I am glad I didnt because I would have been embarrassed. It did arouse my curiosity. I would like to try it but I cant ask my wife of 32 years. I just know she will get grossed out and ask if I turned gay. I can only say to guys; if your lady wants to do it, let her.
My wife has done this many times. She first brought it up and we bought a fair sized dildo and took it home that night and give it a try. Later we found a strap on and she’s used it a few times.I love it. It really gets the juice a blowwing. I often use the dildo for masturbating now, alone or with her watching or joining in. I may have a bit of a bi side to me, but this never adds to it, I just love the feelings I get with that rubber deep inside.
omg i so want to do this wit my beau!!!!! he is ready but he is hesitant
…Now I’m wondering how the “Johnny method” could be worked into a Dove soap commercial…you know, the one where the woman says “It makes me want to siiiing!” Heh.
Verbal communication is the most over-rated sex and relationship management tool. Logical persuasion never turned anyone on.
You have to seduce your would-be butt-buddy’s ass. Male or female, MOST people are resistant to the idea of taking it in the butt. Some try it and remain resistant. Others are hooked.
Here’s how you stick it in someone’s butt, male or female:
You do it incrementally. Start in the shower. Do a butt-crack proximity test – place your hand ON their crack. Did they squirm or squeal and slap your and away? No? Ok, green light.
Soap up their butt with the blade of your hand – no pokey, proddy fingers yet. Did that go well? Yes? Then proceed. Massage the outside of the hole – gently and non-abruptly – with the tip of one finger. Still no resistance? Didn’t think so. Gently insert soapy pinkie-tip. Then whole pinkie.
Then drop the discretion scharade – turn ’em around and bend them over. Insert two fingers. Now it’s on. Asshole security has been breached. The hardest part is done.
Perform these steps across multiple sessions to avoid spooking your partner if necessary.
So, all you people who have brought up buttsex verbally and heard, “no, because that’s degrading/gay and I’m not a whore/fag,” try it my way instead. I guarantee a higher success rate – and if you’re not totally satisfied with the Johnny method, you can stick it in my butt!*
*women with strap-ons only. men do not qualify.
god how i would love to feel what it like. only if i could find someone
From the OP after frequent pestering and laying down funds:
“Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked him. “I only want to do this if you’re comfortable with it.”
Really? Really??
Alovec is on top of it with: “Don’t push, make sure there is an understanding that there are no judgments, that everyone is comfortable, and most of all that it is pleasurable for you.”
Almost.
Most of all that it’s pleasurable for him, for Pete’s sake. Do all women like receiving anal? Didn’t think so. And if it got brought up to me more than once, that’d be enough of that.
Enjoy though. And don’t friggin’ forget that you females can coerced a lot from men. Right up to where they feel manipulated. I get asked all the time after saying no, if a past tense event (non-sexual) was okay. Still no.
Make sure he’s feels better in the LONG run during your insatiable desire to experiment on him.
so this can be what will become of darwanism
My boyfriend wants me to do this to him.
I’m considering it . . .
I dated a woman who was a US Marshall, 6′ tall, very feminine/sexy, well toned/muscular, and she loved receiving anal sex literally every day.
One night on the phone we’re kinda having a sexy talk, and she said she wanted to get a dildo and fuck me up the ass with it, and went on about how she was gonna tear it up.
Frankly, I was startled. But somehow, it was raunchy enough of an idea that left me with an erection throughout the remainder of that long conversation. Regardless, I shut down the idea. She pouted about it for a minute and then said, “never mind.”
She’d bring it up from time to time and we’d make jokes about it, but I just felt awkward about it. So, one day I bought a booty plug and masturbated with it in there, and boy, what an outrageously, gut-wrenching orgasm I had. I had no idea.
I never let her dildo me, however.
Some years later, I’m married now to a (different from the one mentioned earlier) woman who – when we make love – we’re like deer caught in each others headlights. It’s just an amazing relationship in that regard. We never seem to run out of wonder with each other sexually.
I went on a business trip, and she came out at the end of the week to meet me. She told me she brought along some “special” toys for us.
She can titillate me to no end, and leave me gasping for breath. I’m actually very shy even with her after 8 years together. But she finds a way to make me surrender to her sexually; she takes my display of vulnerability and coaxes me into a confidence beyond imagination. We’re the exact same way in that regard.
So, without any warning, after giving me a long, deep massage, she started tonguing my booty hole and then stuck her dildo up my butt, slowly but deliberately, and I let her have her way.
Life ain’t been the same since!
There are so many complications about strapon sex! Strapon sex should add to the sexual life of the partners. All the complications are unnecessary and just deprive the person, male or female, from additional sexual pleasure.
I wish i had a gf who would consider strapon sex 80% of the times we have sex. I love that she enjoys being the penetrator, and me on the receiving end.
bim
Try to let her understand that this has nothing to do with any of homosexuality, sadism, masochism, transsexuality, or slavery.
It is only exploring both sides of sex: Her being dominant/masculine in sex (not necessarily out of bed) and you being sub/fem in sex (not necessarily out of bed). Try to help her not be shy of revealing the masculine side inside her.
We have to understand that not all people love strapon sex at the same degree.
bim
I am a guy with the opposite problem, i want my GF to do more anal play with me, when we first started dating she was more into it, with rimming and ass play with some toys. I bought her a strap on, and she was excited to do it to me, and I was excited to receive it. I find it truly pleasurable, and have huge orgasms from it. Now she doesn’t seem so keen on it, I think don’t want it all the time, once and a while would be nice. How to get her interested in my ass again?
alovec, You’re very true that strapon sex is mainly about sexual pleasure, at least for many people like you and me. For some others, it is also about sadism, transsexuality, etc. For me, it is an androgynous feeling. I hope you explore more and he lets you do him in the ass. There is nothing to be shy of, except the traditional view of sex.