10/17/11
Dream Interpretation: I Had Sex with a Celebrity and Was Left with His Penis

John Wayne Bobbitt

Other people’s dreams are never interesting…except when they’re about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it) This week, a reader asks Lauri:

I recently had a dream that I met a celebrity, we began making out and things got hot fast. We moved into a hotel room and began having sex. As this was happening the top half of his body completely disappeared. Then his legs disappeared and I was left with just me and his penis. I kept going because I was so turned on. When I woke up I realized how odd the dream is. Please help if possible!

Lauri: Oh how I wish you had disclosed who this disappearing celebrity was! That would have been helpful… as well as an interesting mental image! But since you did not I will have to do my best to work around the missing puzzle piece.

The best way to figure out what a celebrity means when they make a cameo in your dream production is to ask yourself what first comes to mind when you think of them. Is it a song? If so, there may be a message for you in the title or the lyrics. Is it a role they have played on TV or in the movies? If so, then how can you connect with that character? Or is it something else they are famous for, like having a drinking problem or adopting a gazillion kids? Whatever stands out to you the most is what you can probably connect to yourself or your life.

You proceed to have sex with this celebrity. That typically means you have merged some quality of that celebrity into your own life or into your own personality. For example, let’s say it was Jerry Seinfeld! He’s a comedian first and foremost. So it may be a sense of humor you needed to take on. Perhaps you had gone through a trying time and your inner self was reminding you that you needed to have a sense of humor about the situation. Do you see how it works?

Then your celebrity lover began to disappear! That’s a good indication that something in your own life or in your own personality is diminishing or going away. Let’s hope it is something that is needless! All you are left with is the… appendage. You’d be surprised how many detachable penis dreams I’ve heard! I even included one in my first book, So, What Did You Dream Last Night?

Anyhoo, that there penis that was left behind is for you to remember that every now and then you’ve got to “stand up” (tee hee) and assert yourself. It’s not so much about the penis as it is about the male assertive energy it represents. It is the male assertive energy within all of us that helps us accomplish our goals, stand up for ourselves, “man up” and handle our business! I advise you to take that metaphoric penis and tuck it away in your metaphoric mental pocket and keep it handy… it’ll serve you well!

Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it. Anonymity guaranteed! Don’t forget: you can get access to Lauri’s Instant Dream Decoding Dictionary on her site. And check out Lauri’s new book Dream On It, available everywhere!