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1. Sarah Palin will “accidentally” release a sex tape to boost her career.
2. The PS-spot will become the new G-spot.
3. Tiger Woods will star in his own reality TV show about sex addiction.
4. Obama will repeal Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell.
5. Hugh Hefner will finally admit that he’d really rather just spoon these days.

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