Top 30 #VaginaMovieLines Tweets
To follow up on our Vaginagate roundup post from yesterday, now that the trending on Twitter had died down, here are our top 30 picks for best #vaginamovielines Tweets of the past week, so you can avoid scrolling through the endless stream of mediocrity and get straight to the good stuff:
NEGATIVE (from the perspective of Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas, the would-be Emperor of vaginas):
- “Say ‘vagina’ again. Say ‘vagina’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘vagina’ one more Goddamn time! ” (Pulp Fiction)
- “If I only had a vagina.” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “The first rule of Vagina Club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VAGINA CLUB.” (Fight Club)
- “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a vagina.” (Gone with the Wind)
- “Frankly Vagina, I don’t give a damn.” (Gone with the Wind)
- “Whatever you do, don’t get it wet. And never, ever, feed it after midnight.” (Gremlins)
- “Is your muffin buttered? … Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” (Mean Girls)
- “Love means never having to say ‘vagina’.” (Love Story)
- “I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING VAGINAS on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!” (Snakes on a Plane)
- “Lions and tigers and vaginas, oh my!” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “What’s in the box?!” (Se7en)
- “I’m king of the vagina!” (Titanic)
- “I don’t like your vagina name. I don’t like your vagina face. I don’t like your vagina behavior, and I don’t like you, vagina. Do I make myself clear?” (The Big Lebowski)
- “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little vagina, too.” (The Wizard of Oz)
- “Vaginas? We ain’t got no vaginas. We don’t need no vaginas! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ vaginas!” (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
