The Video We WISH We’d Made: “HBO Should Show Dongs”

College Humor’s original short this week “HBO Should Show Dongs” (below) was made for us: it’s got puns (“We’ve got a boner to pick”), it’s dominated by funny women (usually you get only one token funny chick in bits like this), and it’s all about equal opportunity objectification! The very nature of HBO practically requires […]

Comment of the Week: How to Talk About His Penis Size

photo via Flickr Reader Orchid offers the following suggestion in response to our post, “Your Call: If He Asks About Size, Can I Tell Him the Truth?”  We’re not entirely sure how many guys would let a woman leave things at this short and sweet reply, but it’s worth a try — love the suggestion! […]

Comment of the Week: Genitals Don’t Wear Out Like Sneakers

photo via Flickr This week’s Comment of the Week was in response to the following comment on the post “Wise Guys: Do Men Care What Labia Look Like?”: So my boyfriend of three years just informed me that my lips looked like they have been used frequently. I am not quite sure how to take […]

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Dear Em & Lo: I’m a Man, Should I Shave Down There?

photo via flickr Get Personal Advice Publicly on EMandLO.comTry Our New *PRIVATE* Advice Service! Dear Em & Lo, I came across your site as I am trying to prepare for  my wedding night and my first time with my wife. I know nowadays it’s normal for women to shave/wax around the vagina to look clean, […]

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L Is for Love Ring

The Oden 2 by LELO The following is from our very own naughty dictionary, 150 SHADES OF PLAY: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink. Bolded words signify individual entries that appear elsewhere in the A-to-Z section of the book. Anything with a tie icon  indicates an activity or prop mentioned in the Fifty Shades series (symbolic of the famous woven tie Christian […]

Comment of the Week: How I Learned My Penis Was Normal

Our long-time and wise-as-all-get-out reader Figleaf said the following in response to our post, “How (and Why) to Have Sex with the Lights On”: I learned how erect penises are “supposed” to look from a very rough sketch in a “sex education” book I stumbled across. My penis didn’t look like that. At all! At […]

Comment of the Week: How to Handle a Husband Who Doesn’t Want Sex

image via Wiki Media Reader K said the following in response to the post, “Your Call: My Husband Isn’t Interested in Sex with Me.” I am dealing with some of the same issues. My husband hardly ever wants to have sex. He used to blame it on my weight gain, the house is messy, he’s […]

Comment of the Week: Learn to Work with What You’ve Got

Sweetness is a woman after our own hearts: Size does matter but it’s all relative, Insert tab A into slot B, what works for one person may not work for another… It’s like she’s transcribing right out of one of our sex manuals! Whether she’s a kindred spirit, a super fan, or a plagiarist, we’re fans […]

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Penis Enlargement: Why It’s One Big Ball of DON’T

We answered a reader’s advice question on small penises almost four years ago and it’s still the most popular article on our site! 591 comments and counting! We can’t tell you how much letters we get from guys asking how they can safely increase the size of their penis. So we shouldn’t have been too […]

Comment of the Week: Small Sexy Bits Are Lovable

photo via Flickr Christy, commenting on our most popular post, “My New Boyfriend Has a Small Penis…At Least, It’s Small to Me“: I personally am very thin and not very curvy. Since early in my life, I have experienced the cruelty of people judging someone based on physique. Mine being more obvious and public than the […]