3/13/09
Do It Tonight! Add Some Baby Wipes to Your Secret Sex Drawer

woman_bed_buttphoto by Just_SallyRye

Once you get over the slightly seedy feeling of using a baby product for sex, you’ll realize what an ingenious invention baby wipes are. Use them to wipe off a sex toy immediately after use, or grab one after any kind of back door exploration or money shot. (A note to lazy fuckers: They’re no substitute for a good scrub with soap before and after your sesh.) Discretion would suggest that you not keep them prominently displayed on your nightstand, though within arm’s reach (perhaps in your “party drawer”) is handy. And good taste would suggest that you purchase a brand that doesn’t feature a snuggle-butt baby on its packaging — try Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes (alcohol-free, though they do contain fragrance). Three cheers for a new way to kill the rain forests!



10 Comments

  1. OMG I love to use babywipes as a sex toy my boyfriend & I use them alot together… I love the soft feeling on my vagina it makes me have a stronger orgasm & i love some of the scents that they have the smell it sweet & relaxing

  2. My boyfriend and I use Swipes Lovin Wipes. They are used for before and after intimate moments. To fresh up or to wipe off the mess. They are eco-friendly, biodegradable, septic safe, and truly flushable wipes. They come in unscented and cucumber scent. Honestly we absolutely love the cucumber scent. I love cucumber scent because I hated to smell like baby wipes. They come in a resealable package. They are made with Aloe, Vitamin E, and pure water, but are free from alcohol and chlorine. Made for specifically for your sensitive areas. They are a vegan company too. I would highly recommend these to any one. I use them on my kids, I keep some in my car, I even use them as a make up remover. Awesome little idea.

  3. Swipes Lovin Wipes are great and way better than baby wipes…more absorbent! And who wants to smeel like a baby anyway? They are also eco-friendly and reasonably priced…we love them!

  4. I just found a new product!! Swipes Lovin Wipes!! My boyfriend and I got them from a friend and we love them..They don’t smell like baby wipes!! And we keep them in our nightstand!!

  5. There is great feminine wipes by Summer’s eve that work great for women. They are individually wrapped, convenient, and inexpensive. They dont have that “baby wipe” odor, and do the job 100% better too. I swear by them.

  6. I convinced my friend to get these for his side drawer, and he also added hand sanitizer, which means he just gets that much more butt-play. He doesn’t keep latex gloves yet (on my wish list, I’ve got some nails), but it’s nice that he does it. They also have a green-tea scent which is a lot less pervy for me (I mean, if that’s your thing…), good call on his part!

  7. Maybe it is just me, but I don’t like to do too much cleanup too soon after sex. In fact, if the guy goes running to the bathroom too soon afterward, I find it insulting.

    After an early morning dessert, my S/O made the comment before he went to work that he made sure he didn’t wash his upper lip, so he could have a whiff of me all morning, as a reminder of how good that dessert was.

    Best Wishes

  8. I wouldn’t use the Cottonelle Flushables. They’re not baby wipes: they’re tush wipes, so they’re great for the bathroom (believe me! we keep ’em handy), but they’d fall apart too easily if using them in bed. Baby wipes are also larger and softer than the flushables.

  9. great idea! I’ve been using “love cloths” but this is more practical… No need to keep warm, damp washcloths by the bed!

  10. I love baby wipes, they are perfect for sex, I have been using them for 2 years now, they make clean up after so much easier, especially in a dedicated long term relationship where we no longer use condoms. Also baby wipes smell nice and make you feel fresh in between the time you have sex and take a shower, like the next morning. Plus for those men whose neither regions smell a little like pee and would like some oral sex it’s a nice way to get clean, FAST.

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