Naked News: Slutty Neanderthals, Naked Gyllenhaal, and Exhibitionist Hotels
- A university researcher in the U.K. claims to have discovered that the Neanderthals were incredibly promiscuous. Apparently you can tell by the length of their fingers, who knew?
- Jake Gyllenhaal on screen in black lacy women’s underwear? (His forthcoming film LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS.) We’re so there.
- The Real Housewives of Atlanta recommend flavoring your vagina with sugar. We hope that any regular readers of this site know what a terrible, terrible idea this is. Can you say yeast infection?
- Coming soon to a city near you: Hotels where you get to stay for free if the chain can broadcast your sex sessions on the web.
In response to the Jake Gyllenhaal picture. Sadly its totally photoshopped and that’s not his body 🙁
On twitter he posted the picture and then told everyone it was photoshopped and he is the proud owner of a hairy chest. (which is even better!)
Nonetheless it’s the background on my computer 🙂
Let me rephrase that: no way DUDES. I’m sure they’d let a woman pull that. Or should I say, rub that. Haw haw.
^HA! No way dude. I’m sure they thought of that.
I would totally do it if I could wear a mask. So would my girl. She might not even need a mask. She’s a pervert.
I have to wonder if masturbation counts for stay in the hotel. I know my wife would not go for having sex on video for a free hotel stay. I would masturbate for a free hotel room.