Naked News: Why Dogs in Bed May Be Bad for Your Health
- Letting a dog sleep in bed with you may be hazardous to your health.
- A survey shows that young couples can’t agree on whether or not they agreed to monogamy — and that those who can agree often cheat anyway.
- Some men may be allergic to their own semen. (And others are just prudish about kissing their partner after receiving a blowjob.)
- DIY masturbator instructions go viral. Shocking, we know.
I found the the fact that the homemade vagina looked passably real slightly funny. 🙂
MAY be bad for you?
Letting pets in the bed is DISGUSTING. The bed is sacrosanct human fuck-space – no animals allowed.
If the woman I’m with lets the dog on the bed sometimes, I can deal. But when it’s bedtime the dog must fuck off. No sleeping with the dog.
Once I was sleeping at a woman’s house and in the middle of the night the dog weasled it’s way UNDER the covers, in between us. Asleep and not knowing what the fuck was happening, I freaked out. She was like, “what’s the big deal? The dog always sleeps with me.” I was OUT OF THERE, in the middle of the night. Hell no. Under the covers is worse than unsanitary. It’s downright creepy.
Can you tell I’m not a great lover of pets?