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For the First Time in Forever: A Revolutionary Innovation in CONDOMS!

When our friends and sponsors over at LELO teased on social media late last week about their next big thing — the best advance in condom design since the reservoir tip — people were split: Is the new LELO condom an elaborate April Fool’s hoax or a genuine innovative product? LELO is no stranger to pulling pranks around April Fool’s Day. Do […]

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3 Rules to Follow When Buying a Sex Toy for Your Girlfriend/Wife

MILC had some good advice for straight men looking to surprise their girlfriends with a sex toy gift for the first time: Avoid those huge toy makers that put porn stars on the boxes. You want something that’s easy on the eyes, comes in nice, inoffensive packaging, and is high quality. So anything by Fun […]

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Introducing Remoji, PicoBong’s New Remote-Controlled Toy Line!

sponsored post Sex in public is all about discretion. You want to enjoy yourself, but not at the expense of other people’s comfort and dignity. They just want to have their drink in peace, not be unwitting voyeurs of your not-so-private fantasy. As the old saying goes, it doesn’t matter what you do, so long as you […]

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And the Winners of Our Willy-Warmer Haiku Contest Are…

A big THANK YOU to everyone who entered our Tux-themed haiku contest! We got so many great entries that judging was tough…but not impossible. Unfortunately, we can’t include every single entry below, but some are just too good not to share! So along with the winners, we’re posting the honorable mentions — or should we say, “honorable unmentionables”? The 1st Place Winner […]

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10 Sensual, Sophisticated Gift Ideas for Valentine’s Day

  Valentine’s Day is a great opportunity to elevate your love life with a sensual and sophisticated gift from LELO, no matter what your kink level or budget. And between now and February 14th, you’ll receive a complimentary gift — either a Flickering Touch Massage Candle or their new men’s Tux, worth $30 — with any purchase […]

Sex Poetry
Enter Our Haiku Contest for a Chance to Win a LELO!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: SEE WHO WON HERE! We’re giving you the chance to win a great, romantic, sensual gift set worth almost $200 from LELO.com for Valentine’s Day! LELO just launched Tux, a sophisticated, elegant, and luxurious…wait for it…willy warmer! (Only LELO could combine humor and refinement so effectively.) In honor of the occasion, we’d like you to […]

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Fashion for Your Penis: LELO’s Tux

No joke! Okay, it’s a joke — but it’s an incredibly well-made, high quality, totally wearable, and definitely purchasable joke. We would expect nothing less from our friends at LELO, who’ve proven once again that elegance and humor are not mutually exclusive when it comes to great sex. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, they’ve […]

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2016’s Forecast: Sunny with a High Chance of Bum Fun

Our friends at LELO, makers of some of the world’s best sex toys, are confident that anal sex, prostate massaging and pegging are set to become big trends in 2016 as society breaks away from the mindset that some pleasures are only for one type of gender or sexual orientation. It’s All About the Booty As 2015 continued […]

Pop Culture
The Best, Sexiest, Most Affordable, Last-Minute Gift: 150 SHADES OF PLAY!

This is your last chance to give the MOST entertaining / romantic / kinky / informative / funny / sexy / outrageous holiday gift of the year! Our how-to companion piece to Fifty Shades of Grey titled 150 SHADES OF PLAY: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink is ON SALE NOW! Here are the remaining deadlines you have to beat […]

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Em & Lo’s Sexy Holiday Gift Guide: Big Spender Edition

This is the fifth & final installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving this holiday season. We started with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, followed by gifts priced around $20, $50 and $100, and now we’re at the $150 and over mark. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping […]

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10 Saucy Gifts for Stuffing Your Partner’s…Stocking

This holiday season, why not give your partner the kind of gift that will make you want to unwrap each other? Yes, we’re talking about premium sex toys. And no, we don’t think you should open these gifts in front of your mother-in-law. Here are ten gift-worthy ideas from LELO — some for him, some […]

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LELO Makes Black Friday Deals Sexy

  Everyone’s got a Black Friday deal going, but whose can add spark to your sex life, improve your sexual health, and actually give you an orgasm, literally? LELO’s, that’s whose!   • 20% OFF All LELO Massagers With sex toys, you usually get what you pay for: the cheaper the toy, the more likely it’s a novelty […]

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This 24k Gold Wearable Couples’ Toy Is Both Luxurious & Affordable

Are you ready for the ultimate in sex toy luxury…at a price that won’t break the bank? Because, seriously, while we love the idea of investing in sexual pleasure, most of us don’t have fifteen thousand dollars to splurge on a gold vibrator*. But how about $199 for a 24 karat gold-plated couples’ massager? Now […]

Research
20 Fun Facts About the World’s Relationship with Butt Toys

Not just butt toys, but prostate massagers for men, to be exact (though some may be enjoyed by the female of the species as well). Our friends over at LELO reviewed the sales stats for all their top-of-the-line P-spot products over the past few months and found some interesting trends: the US may beat Australia in […]

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4 Good Reasons to Use a Toy for Prostate Massage

While the scientific jury’s still out on the widely-touted medical benefits of prostate massage, one thing is for sure: healthy sex is good for you. And for many men, prostate massage makes healthy sex — and specifically ejaculation — even better. Ergo, prostate massage is good for you! But don’t take our word for it, […]

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Win a FREE High-End Rabbit Vibrator from LELO!

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. But you can still sign up below for EM & Lo’s once-in-a-while newsletter of kick-ass sex & relationship tips — that way, you’re guaranteed to be a winner! Are these shorter days and darker nights getting you down? Then maybe you need an energizing bunny to put the hop back […]