12/19/12
Top 15 Kinky Celebrities

Of course celebrities like to get kinky — why would they do it vanilla style when they can don an outfit, get into character, and make a scene? And in the bedroom, there’s always an appreciative audience, (and, one would hope, no bad reviews). When you think about it, it’s just surprising more of them aren’t outed as kinky f-ers. Here are our 15 favorite kinky celebs. Oh, and don’t forget: Our book 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink is on sale now!

1. Rihanna

This is a woman who is completely comfortable talking about sex — when naked cellphone images of her were leaked online, she said she felt bad for any guy whose girlfriend didn’t send him nude pics. If you search online for celebrity nude photos, you can almost certainly guarantee that Rihanna will come up. Most celebs would be bothered by this and many try to get their leaked images taken down, but not RiRi. She once said, “I think I’m a bit masochistic … I love to be tied up and spanked. I like to be whipped … But I prefer to be spontaneous. Using whips and chains is too planned … you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands.” Which we might believe — after all, we rave about the ease of spanking in our book, 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink — if she hadn’t been spotted exiting a Canadian sex toy shop with $1,000 worth of booty, including a riding crop… Own it, Rihanna!

2. Eva Longoria

“I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves,” Eva Longoria once said. “I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.” (By the way, not to sound like party poopers, but silk scarves can tighten easily, cutting off circulation. Just as sexy — and way safer — are made-for-play silk cuffs like Lelo’s Boa Pleasure Ties.)

3. Nick Lachey

We have no idea how Nick gets down with his current wife, Vanessa Minnillo, but back when he was married to Jessica Simpson he got turned on wearing her shoes. “It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into,” he said. He’s also a huge fan of dirty talk. “I haven’t even realized my full dirty talk potential,” he said. “I think there’s some greater moments out there for me.” We like a man with a dream.

4. Carmen Electra

“A little pleasure, a little pain. It’s all about fun,” Carmen Electra said. “I love going to different sex shops… and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That’s exciting for me.” She also hinted that she has discovered a kinky use for wire coat hangers. Hey, we’re all for D.I.Y. kinky sex toys — there’s a whole entry on them in our book, 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink — but wire coat hangers? The association with back-alley abortions isn’t the sexiest (or safest) thing we can think of!

5. Ricky Martin

When a journalist asked Ricky Martin to describe the last porn movie he’d watched, he said, “Uh, do you really want me to go there? [Yes.] Uh, okay, golden showers. I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.” Hey, as long as it’s safe, sane, and consensual, no judgements, people! You can read more about kinks like this in our new book, 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink.

6. Angelina Jolie

For a while there, Angelina Jolie was practically a spokesmodel for kinky sex — she even went so far as to say that S&M had changed her spiritually. And she was open about dabbling in knife and blood play during sex. (Both of which we consider serious edge play, a.k.a. too dangerous for you, sunshine! You can read more on both in 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink.) Sadly for the kink community, she said, “Since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for … S&M in my life.” There goes our Mr. and Mrs. Smith pegging fantasy.

7. John Mayer

He famously described ex Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm, but John Mayer seems to be the one bringing all the kink to the table: He apparently enjoys feathers, ice cubes, whipped cream, anal play, and water sports (if you believe everything Perez Hilton says!).

8. Margaret Cho

She might not be the biggest celebrity on this list, but she’s probably the most experienced when it comes to kink — or, at least, the one who’s most open about it. She called vibrators “fantastic inventions,” she’s so-so about group sex, she enjoys sex parties (but mostly for the buffet), and she’s a full-on kinkster who identifies as a bottom. Describing her song “Bottom to Top,” she said, “I thought I was changing. So I wrote this song about the experience of changing from a bottom into a top. I think it’s a beautiful song. There’s never been a song written about that particular experience. I want to write love songs like that, songs that fill in the gaps. But they need to be funny too. Except, I don’t think I actually am a top. That’s the heartbreak. I think I’m still a bottom.” And in a line that should have been featured in our book, 150 Shades of Play (damn it! we wish we’d found this earlier), she said, “I think kinky sex is normal. I think of BDSM as being just like anything else that you would do. It’s normal, it’s sex, it’s just your own form of it.” Sing it, sister!

9. Shia Labeouf

Just to prove that it’s not only actresses who like to be dominated: Shia Labeouf apparently likes to have his hair pulled during sex.

10. Christina Aguilera

It should come as no surprise to learn that Christina Aguilera is into role-playing! She’s also said that she loves dressing up for sex and has different costumes, depending on her mood. It should also come as no surprise to learn that Katy Perry shares the same kink. (“Spice up things in the bedroom by pretending to be French,” Russell Brand offered as a sex tip, back when he was married to Katy Perry.)

11. Tommy Lee

He’s an out-and-proud foot fetishist. He explained his interest by saying, “My mother was Miss Greece in 1957. She’s gorgeous and she’s got beautiful toes. That’s one of the reasons I have a foot fetish today. When I was a kid I’d massage her feet.” Hey, the man knows from psychological imprinting! Fellow celebrity foot fetishists include Dita Von Teese (specifically, she enjoys having her feet worshipped) and Jack Black, who once told Playboy magazine, “They have to be clean. I’m not into, like, funky odors, but I do have a bit of a foot fetish, yes. I find myself staring at feet. I like a heel. If she’s wearing clogs, that does something for me. Flip-flops. Sandals. Bare feet are the best.”

12. Nicole Kidman

We’d have to say that Nicole Kidman’s number one kink is teasing: She told GQ magazine, “I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.” And she described her marriage to Keith Urban as “raw” and “dangerous.” Way to leave everyone hanging!

13. Charlie Sheen

What hasn’t he tried? If the porn stars he sleeps with are to be believed, he’s into spanking, role play, and “really kinky stuff.” Winner, winner, kink for dinner!

14. Britney Spears

According to Star magazine (ha), her home contains a “fantasy room” featuring ticklers, whips, handcuffs, paddles, mirrored ceilings, and an entire rack of sexy costumes. Or maybe that’s just what all the dirty old men would like to think. We actually like the idea of Britney reigning supreme in her own Red Room of Pain — it makes us feel better about the head-shaving nervous breakdown. Drew Carey and Penn Jillette are also rumored to have their own outfitted dungeons, but, understandably, people are less like to gossip about theirs.

15. Lady Gaga

One thing’s for sure: She’s not afraid of appearing kinky. After all, she has performed in public wearing a see-through nun costume, complete with crosses over the nipples and a micro-mini skirt. And she was once interviewed peeing through her fishnet stockings at Berlin’s sex club the KitKat Club. Plus, she said she likes to leave her false eyelashes on her lovers’ pillows as a sort of kinky keepsake. Rumor has it she likes to dress up for sex, too — even occasionally donning a pair of fangs and encouraging her partner to bite her (you can read more about vampire sex in, yes, our book 150 Shades of Play). Whether or not the rumors are true, something tells us Lady Gaga doesn’t mind them.

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15 Comments

  1. Lisa, we never claimed to be classy. ๐Ÿ™‚

    We run this site solo and we have bills to pay. We have some awesome sponsors, but they don’t cover the entire costs of keeping this site up and running.

    Oh, and hey: Did you buy our book yet?

  2. The first time you mentioned the book I was interested, after the 4th time you mentioned your book, I lost interest and it just got me annoyed. Keep it classy guys, no need to be desperate.

  3. Ernie… Is that a serious request for informative help, or did you just feel an extreme urge to make a comment about your dog watching yo plow?… Any person with the absolute most minute sense of logic would have simply put the dog outside of your room and then lock the door (assuming there is a lock, and that your dog is the type with the right sense and skill to open an unlocked door handle). Then viola… Youll have your privacy to do all those dirty things with your girl (or man, whatever your thing is. No judgement here bro) that those curious puppy dog eyes arent meant to see…

    Seriously though bro, and no offense or anything but… Did the thought of shutting the dog out of the room while you have sex honestly not cross your mind? Cuz if you couldnt work out that puzzle out, even between the both of you (you and your partner) then mankind really may be coming to an end soon… Either that or the movie Idiocracy is about to play out in the real world, note for note…

    I think I would only feel overwhelming embarassment explaining to an extra-terrestrial life form that Im of the same species as some of you people. Honest to God, youd think that with as much free information that exists on the web, and us being in the age of integrated technology, that people would actually start becoming MORE intelligent… Instead, they choose to ignore the wealth thats at their fingertips so they can instead use it to accomodate their sloth and gluttony to achieve that WALL-Eish concept of humanity…

    Okay, rant concluded…

    1. Sherlock okay first of sorry if this is late. What are you doing here and Omg I love you so much and how is John.

  4. I really love kinky sex. The problem is my dog wants to watch us, and he will not leave the room. Any suggestions?

  5. Some of these, OK, many of these I believe but some of these just seem to be fillers……. It’s been reported I like women….and their feet….. too……..

  6. Reggie, nothing sneaky about us, we are shameless shillers when it comes to our own products that we believe in!

  7. so 6 out of 10 mentioned a damn book they want you to get,nice way to “sneak” your ad’s into the article.

  8. And out of the 15 celebrities listed on that list, we have had one who visited our store and bought sever vibrators. Can you think which one it was? Clue – she recently was on a tour down under. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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