What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?
Since “blue balls exist” was one of the top 10 universal truths we learned from our commenters in 2009, our contributor and regular commenter figleaf suggested that we poll everyone to come up with a term for the female equivalent of that achy-aroused condition. Please put your suggestions in the comments below and in a few weeks we’ll have you vote on the best. Here are some to get you going: “Vexatious vulva.” Eh — the alliteration is pretty good, but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Urban Dictionary lists “blue bean,” which sounds really quite good, but may not accurately describe the all-over genital ache.
Wasted Wetness.
Blue Cooch takes the cake (or preferably the sausage). But then again I am prejudiced being a horticulturist.
Aqua Vulva
The Clit Blues.
Blue lips might work
The Blue Slots.
The great blue hatchet wound? Or just shorten it Hatch Snatch. ? No? How about “My achy braky poon? I don’t quite feel you understand .Cuz if you tell my poon my achy beaky poon ….. Come on ppl you know the words! ====
I have to second Blue Box – great work Kelly
aqua vulva!
Flustered furburger
what more accurately describes it than “Purple Puss” or “Purple Pussy” whichever you’d prefer. Some of the comments are good though, or at least humorous.
Well I love Sushi so it has to be:
The Blue Tuna – I love it pink!
(Blue Fin Tuna)
the blue kitty
blubunny
Twisted Twat