How Can I Have a MMF Threeway?

Advice from three of our guy friends. This week a straight woman asks, “How can I can convince two hetero dudes to have a threeway with me?”

Straight Single Guy (Max): Barring the possibility that you could trick these “hetero” dudes into your lair (using beer, snacks or Ahnold movies) I’d say that your best bet is to try and wiggle your way into the arms of two friends or, even better, the bromance. Face it: a lot of guys go by the super homophobic rule of “as long as the balls don’t touch,” so you’re much better off finding two guys that are as comfortable with one another’s body as they are with their joint egos. After that, your best policy is honesty. You can’t be coy about getting two guys at the same time, so I’d say be up front: “If you boys want me, you’re going to have to share. I’ll be in that room. Come find me?” Oh, and please end any threeway with a lot of high fives. They’re free, and you deserve it.

Straight Married Guy (Ben): What you really need to do is figure out if the MMF threeway is a “Yes,” a “No,” or a “Maybe” for these guys. Yes? No problem — go for it. No? it’s never going to happen – stop wasting your time. Maybe? Well, then it’s negotiable. And, while it’s easiest just to come out and ask, you can also test the waters by sharing “a sexy dream you had,” or confessing a fantasy after a few drinks. If you want to get fancy, use a Yes, No, Maybe list and cover a ton of ground all at once. And when you get your answer, you’ll know how to proceed. The “Maybes” are the ones that need convincing and what that really means is setting some ground rules. Maybe it’s no guy/guy touching. Maybe it’s lots of touching but no kissing. Maybe it’s only one cock visible at a time. Whatever. If it’s a “Maybe” for your guy, the question becomes, “What do you need to make this threesome happen?” And that is a question that can be answered.

Gay Committed Guy (Mark):

1. Get them drunk.
2. If that doesn’t work, you’re on your own. And when you find out, let me know.
3. “Dudes”?

Our “wise guys” are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Straight Married Guy is Ben, a writer and artist living in Los Angeles who runs AdultParlorGames.com. Our Committed Gay Guy, Mark, is a writer and teacher in NYC and our Single Straight Guy, Max, is a recent college grad in New England — both asked us to file them under “shy.” To ask the guys your own question, click here.


  1. PS @Tommy, if your wife isnt into the same stuff sexually as you are you should be a man and break up with her so she can be happy with someone else instead of cheating on her and being a liar, cheat and undeserving of the vows she bestowed upon you. Be a real man and tell her what you want, dont be a loser n just cheat, your destroying the trust of someone that loves you for selfish reasons, so get it over with be a man and out with the truth because nobody deserves that shit man, I may be a slut but I would never touch another womans man. Grow some balls man. not cool.

  2. I just had a threeway with two guys and it was freaking amazing 😉 What you really need is two bisexual guys, that way they arent all scared of touching eachother and you can have a lot of fun all together hehe. I am in an open relationship and we brought over an old bf of mine that was also friends with my bf and we all discussed it before hand for a while too, so nothing was left to suprise execpt for how awesome it was! 😀 My tips: Bisexual guys. People you know and trust. discuss barriers before hand. it was AMAZING! 😉

  3. Interesting to hear all the perspectives here. I’m about to embark on my first MMF on Thursday, with two total strangers. I’m just a horny married guy who would love my wife to be into it, but as this will never be, am willing to stray in order to fulfill a desire. Do I give 1/2 shit if our balls touch? Fuck no, you’re missing the point here. Its all about getting off and pleasing the girl!

  4. why does everyone comment on other peoples natural likes and dislikes? Johnny Said he doesn’t want to slap balls with another dude, and if his brain doesn’t want it why would he do it? It doesn’t make him boring! I don’t want cigarettes, so why would i smoke? personally i’ll try anything once. My long term Girlfriend have MMF 3somes because i’m cool with that, but we have never had MFF 3some because she doesn’t like girls. That’s her choice, if i’m not happy with it i can move on, or i can stay. that’s MY choice. Don’t listen to these morons throwing labels at you like BORING, HOMOPHOBIC, HYPOCRITE. My girlfriend is none of these things, she is amazing, smart, fun, beautiful, creative, and caring. She just happens to love having 2 guys and not 2 girls.

  5. Here’s the thing, I have no gay desire but honestly thinking about getting a bj from the woman, licking her clit while another guy is fucking her just sends my flagpole right up! More could happen if we were all into it. I would love to “tag team” her in a very sexy way. She gets one of us til he or she comes. Then the other guy gets in place and picks right up or waits for her engine to rev again.
    But regarding touching the other guy, I don’t think it’s taboo as long as a woman is actively in the mix.

  6. Forget the philosophical ball touching mumbo jumbo, I just pulled this off with two guy friends of mine and it was so fucking hot. It was totally spontaneous: we were drinking and talking about our fantasies, one of them mentioned that they had run a train together on a girl before and that’s how the conversation started. They actually walked me home, both kissed me on the cheek before I went in the house, then I went inside and put my jammies on to get ready for bed. One of them text’d me and asked me to come outside to the car, they were still downstairs and wanted to ask me something. I notice they both have their shirts off as I walk to the car (its summer in AZ so this is typical lol), the one that text’d me grabbed me immediately and started kissing me and grabbing my ass and the other stood behind me and rubbed his hard dick against my ass. I was surprised but soooo turned on! Long story short, it went DOWN and I’ve never felt so sexy in my life with both of them saying how sexy my big ass is how good my pussy felt and tasted, one or both of them moaning my name. Its crazy, I never thought I’d have the guts to do something like this but they were so ready for me and when you have two long, strong thick yummy dicks pointed in your direction its hard to say no. I’m pretty sure both of them are straight, there was no ball touching involved, they have been friends for years and I’m relatively new to the equation. They’ve done 3ways and 4 ways with other girls in the past so it didn’t take any convincing on my part, in fact they were the ones that had to convince me after the initial kissing. They took turns fucking me, one would smack my ass and suck my titties while I rode the other one’s dick or one would eat me out, lick my ass and do what I told him to do while the other fed me his dick. The same guy that licked my ass liked to suck my toes and hold my legs while I was getting fucked. He also spanked my pussy which is something I’d never done before but it was SO HOT. The perfect mix of pain and pleasure. I’d do it again ^.^

  7. I was interested to note that Googling DP didn’t answer the question; maybe it’s really true that there are more cat pictures than porn on the Internet.

    On the other hand, Googling DP+sex wil tell you more than you want to know. I’m carefully avoiding Googling DP+cat. That might also tell me more than I want to know.

  8. LOL, and upon reading more of the comments (or rather actually bothering to pay attention to every word); it looks as if I’m the guy who proves Elizabeth’s point.
    The last paragraph of her last comment is pretty much me exactly, although I could also add that it’s more about the sheer overwhelming sensation that the woman experiences (especially from DP) than “I would like to watch you f- that woman.”
    Although I wouldn’t mind that, I suppose it’s kinda like watching live porn, lol.

  9. I’ve actually always wanted to do this. The sheer overwhelming sensation that the woman enjoys during this particular act is…well, it’s just f’n hot (that’s right, guy’s DO enjoy giving pleasure, especially extreme mind-blowing pleasure)!

    But I must say, I do not find men attractive at all. To me, men are just ugly. It’s not homophobia, I just don’t see/get it (in fact, I wish I did, it would help to know if *I* looked good).

    To touch the other guy’s balls would be so, well I can’t think of any word other than gross, that it would probably completely take me out of the moment.

    It does not come from homophobia or society, it…it’s like how some people absolutely hate anal sex; it turns them off.
    I was once with a girl who would completely lose the moment if I even accidentally touched or grazed past her anus. It’s kinda like that for me, except with another man’s balls, lol.

  10. Guys, get over it. I am extremely straight, but I do love sex. I’ve had MMF sex and it was GREAT! Balls touched, arms touched, but nobody cared. We were both fucking the girl, DP and all, and she was having a blast. In fact, the two of us were high-fiving all night. GET OVER IT! Sex is sex…

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