Dear Em & Lo,
About six months ago I broke up with my boyfriend of 18 months and have recently met someone new. The other day the new boy and I were engaging in some hands-on action which led me to discover that he nowhere near measured up to my ex. The new boy was around 4-6″. My problem is that I’m really worried about having sex with him because my ex was over 8″. I feel really disappointed and I know that 8″ is a high bar that’s been set. Am I bad person for thinking he has a small penis or should I go looking for something more? Why can’t good-looking men come with the measurements of their penis tattooed onto their wrist or something? The problems and surprises that would solve.
–Sizeist
Dear Sizeist,
We almost didn’t print your letter because of the emotional damage it might inflict on insecure men everywhere. It’s the secret fear that everyone — male and female — experiences at some point in their hook-up life: Am I being compared to my partner’s ex(es)? And if so, am I failing to measure up?
But on behalf of all the average-sized men out there, i.e. the vast majority of men, we highly recommend you give Mr. 4-6″ a chance. You’ve heard about society’s unfair expectation that women try to live up to impossible female beauty standards, right? Well, you’re doing the same thing, except with men and their dicks.
First, you need to understand that, statistically speaking, 8 inches is abberantly long; out of 100 men, only 5 will be longer than 6.3 inches! (Was it really 8 inches, or are you just bad at spatial reasoning?) It’s not like 8-inchers grow on trees and you’ve dated a string of giants and have come to discover (pun intended) that only super-sized schlongs can satisfy you. No, you just had one great experience with one rare “8-inch“ penis. And this is by no means a guarantee that sex with a 4-6″ penis will feel only 50-75% as great.
For a start, some men with big swinging dicks can get lazy in the sack, assuming that size is the only thing that matters. They may also assume that intercourse is the only thing that matters — and we all know how few women climax from intercourse alone; remember, orgasm achieved through non-penile means still counts as sex. Oral, manual, anal, toys — it’s all good, and in many cases, better! Not to mention, you may suddenly discover new penetration positions that you really enjoy — positions that perhaps were not so comfortable with a larger specimen. Oh, and don’t forget that, for the standard vagina, the majority of sensation is felt and enjoyed in its outer third, thanks to the extensions of the clitoris, the g-spot, and the pelvic floor muscles around the lower part of the vaginal canal (and also since a lot of women don’t enjoy having their cervix pummeled with a battering ram).
On a final note: Maybe he was nervous and not fully inflated, as it were. Basically, you have no idea what more extended and extensive sexual interludes are going to be like with this man. So if you dig him (and we surely hope the handwork you exchanged means that you do), why not find out whether the motion of his ocean can get the job done?
Of course, we can’t discount the fact that you may simply be less attracted to him (or not attracted to him at all) now that you’ve scoped out his unit — you like what you like. This doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person, though you are severely limiting your dating options. We suppose you could post a dating profile specifying that only 8″-penis-owners need reply. But something tells us that’s not exactly the way to find the next Boyfriend of the Year. Here’s a better idea: Spend some quality time with an average-sized penis and see if the experience — or the person himself — converts you? He is a human being after all, not a piece of meat.
Size is just a number,
Em & Lo
Oh and by the way. It’s also a stunt to peddle phony boner enlargement medicine. The inferiority complex men have with the size of there Va-Guy-Na, is all a scam. Don’t get me wrong some girls aren’t afraid to ride the lightning and some are pistol packin sex rangers, but this whole “Is it because my penis is small” crap is psycological. Look up “Penis Panic” on wikipedia and I bet you somewhere in this bullshit page there is an ad for some kind of ding-a-ling enhancement. HAH EAT IT ADVERTISMENT PEOPLE!!! But if you really have any advice to make my thing bigger please hit me up. HAHA. Nah. Just kidding I don’t give a damn, if it don’t fit in the front go in through the doggy door. Kiss the rings b*tch I’m out.
Well, the truth is: (and no guy will admit this) If it’s a girl who he really gets to know and has a special place in his heart it won’t matter about her boobie size, bootie size or if she where’s make up or shaves her legs before she comes over to see him. And guys talk about they have huge wangs, most of the time just kidding. Average dong is 5.1 to 7 inches erect. So…I’ma go to a porn site and jack my lil weenis, and by the way this wasn’t the site I wanted, guys look at “Funny reactions to small penises” it’s text based but you’ll have a chuckle.
It is objectifying and emasculating to have an entire internet full of the female gender dialing men’s worth down to what is in his f-n pants.Keep it up though i swear if you thought the 50’s were a time of sexism and women hating you haven’t seen ANYTHING yet.Karma is an unforgiving b–tch and its comin’ around…your gender will pay for every derogatory word that ever eminated from your mouths against a man.
I agree. I read these derogatory comments in regards to penis size posted by female bloggers all over the internet. Each one of them deserves to be punished for their extremist cruelty.
So I was sleeping with a guy who had a 4-6″ penis but it was thick and I was very satisfied, we broke up I met another guy with an abnormally long penis 8-10″ he was thin, I feel like I got the same satisfaction it was a different sensation and really the key to it is do the work yourself…
Yes…ufortunately some of my own gender are full of reverse-sexism and misandry.You people are putting a man’s value on the size of his wand and that is inexuseable IMO.We need also to stop using this as a “get back” because what the media does to us.Thanks.
I agree. Hopefully, since you are intelligent enough to realize the problem, you can help by joining the fight to put a stop to it.
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You people are all fucking stupid! MEN objectify women as well. I have no problem will a man with an averaged size penis! While some women do care about the size of the boat, I care about the motion of the ocean, as the saying goes. BUT I do have a problem with you guys saying you feel “so objectified”. Seriously? Grow up. I can not tell you how many times I’ve heard men make nasty comments about the size of my breasts or butt. It happens to members of both sexes, not just you guys. Please remember this before you open your mouths and spew shit all over the place.
i have a small penis. i joke with my girlfriends that its small and agile – like a fighter jet. goes everywhere. not like a slumbering beach whale – just sitting there. That breaks the ice.
After dating over 900 women (in the last 20 plus years across 6 continents) – I have met 10 who i thought would have liked a bigger dick and only 3 actually said it. No one has cancelled a repeat date because of unit size. I am amused by penis enlargement spam emails that are sent everyday. A woman’s fascination for a family-size wad is actually quite similar to a man’s fascination of being smothered by huge boobs. It’s a side-dish in the big buffet of sexual adventure.
So the question asked by the lady is real and a good one. The response from the lady sexperts is equally fitting. BRAVO !
Funny that you aren’t dating the 8” anymore. I wonder why
Perhaps because he realized the truthful fact that she is a failure as a woman and human being.
the net is chock full of hurtful trash like this blog..and here you folks are piling on.Did it ever occur to female online bloggers out there that men actually have feelings too ?? 🙁
Unfortunately, these shallow size queens are too stupid and insensitive to realize that attached to the penis that they are cruelly rejecting is a man with heart who has thoughts and feelings.
His penis isn’t too small – your vagina is too loose.
Do some kegels to tighten yourself up. I doubt your BF enjoys throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Remember, while there is nothing a man can do about his size, there are things a woman can do about her size.
Sam, your comment is upsetting to men like me. Objectifying women is not a trait of a gentlemen. Yes there are a percentage of men are like this but why the hell give them the time of day? What matters to a REAL man is who the woman is.
Yes, Sams comments were very disturbing, What people fail to realize is that objectifying women is not accepted in society anymore while objectifying men is.
It’s sometimes a cruel joke as men; to not fully understand what is is a female wants these days. But lets face it, women are NOT the same nor do they hold the same values as our Mom’s and Gramma’s did in time past. So women are size queens now? No surprise, women have far escalated men in alchoholism, drugs, smoking and even cheating. Of course we man of average stature may take offense to a woman who exclaims that bigger is better…not just a bruise to our ego, but we ask WHY is it better? Look, MEN, we can only use what we have and anything short of merely pounding her to oblivion or waving it around like a light saber will normally get her aroused. As for the size queens, let them have their 8,9,10 inch plus shafts, a woman whose been around that will just be used and loosened up, you’d be stuck fucking her side to side to feel a wall. What a female does not understand is that BIG ol’ TITS and ASSES are only mentally appealing, there is no FEEL of a different nature while having sex with a girl with/without these attributes. It’s just visual and mental. However, you throw HULK’s cock in the mix, stretching a girls cooze like childbirth, what the hell would feel good about that? Anyway, some girls are size queens and don’t mind having their cootchies torn up and queefing air all day, while pinning the labias to the inside of their thighs. Let em have the herculean schlongs, they’ll need a baseball bat just to feel anything now that it’s used up and ruined for the average guy! Good luck with kegals to cure your “loosevaginaitis!” For the girls who have no preference, or prefer the norm, I’ll be glad to chase and spend $$$ for the less shallow females who care more about intimacy, being close and keeping their love boxes tight.
It’s sometimes a cruel joke as men to not fully understand what is is a female wants these days. But lets face it, women are NOT the same nor do they hold the same values as our Mom’s and Gramma’s did in time past. So women are size queens now? No surprise, women have far escalated men in alcholoism, drugs, smoking and even cheating. Of course we man of average stature may take offense to a woman who exclaims that bigger is better…not just a bruise to our ego, but WHY is it better? Lool, MEN, we can only use what we have and anything short of merely pounding her to oblivion or waving it around light a light saber will normally get her aroused. As for the size queens, let them have their 8,9,10 inch plus shafts, a woman whose been around that will just be used and loosened up, you’d be stuck phucking her side to side to feel a wall. What a female does not understand is that BIG ol TITS and ASSES are only mentally appealing, there is no FEEL if a different nature while having sex with a girl with/without these attributes. It’s just visual and mental. However, you throw HULK’s cock in the mix, stretching a girls cooze like childbirth, what the hell would feel good about that? Anyway, some girls are size queens and don’t mind having their cootchies torn up and queefing air all day, while pinning the labias to the inside of their thighs. Let em have the herculean schlongs, they’ll need a baseball bat just to feel anything now that it’s used up and ruined for the average guy! Good luck with kegals to cure your “loosevaginaitis!” For the girls who have no preference, or prefer the norm, I’ll be glad to chase and spend $$$ for the less shallow females who care more about intimacy, being close and keeping their love boxes tight.
Great rant, Average Joe. I totally agree.
it is common internet fodder to male bash these days.The “p-nis size” discussion is a feminists “ace card”.
Feminists are such hypocrites. They deplore body shaming of women yet they don’t try and stop the body shaming of men.