Comment of the Week: Vaginismus Is God’s Method of Population Control

Not every Comment of the Week is chosen for its thoughtfulness, insight and eloquence. No, sometimes we get a comment that is so insane and earnest and downright creepy, that we can’t help but highlight it, if for no other reason than its entertainment value. Sure, it might be a joke. Either way, it’ll make you laugh:

Primary Vaginismus.

If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex.

It is God’s way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate.
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
That’s because it is God’s way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don’t realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming.

Trying to remedy your condition is against God’s will.
God does NOT want you to have sex.
If you’re a woman, don’t get married & don’t have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.

VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.

Vaginismus may be the strongest evidence that God exist. Some higher power can manipulate a woman’s body for population control. I am now an enlightened man.



    I am a man who believes in WOMEN’S RIGHTS. If a woman has a right to say NO to sex, then so does her VAGINA. She should respect her VAGINAL RIGHTS. They are:

    1.) Vagina’s right to refuse sex.

    2.) Vagina’s right to self-pleasure

    3.) Vagina’s right to self-lubricate.

    If a woman has Primary Vaginismus, it means her VAGINA is refusing sex.
    If she insist on having sex, then she’s violating her vaginal rights.
    Vaginismus is God’s way of saying that women are NOT baby factories. It’s God’s form of BIRTH CONTROL.
    I am now an enlightened man.

  2. As a woman who has suffered from vaginismus due to a condition called neuroprolific provoked vestibuledanyia f this b.
    I seriously attempted suicide over my condition and fantasized (still do sometimes idk why) about shooting myself in the genitals. This is just disgusting.

  3. ^ I like how you started Biblical, then went all mens’ rights movement, then went back to Biblical.

  4. Why is painful intercourse more common among women than men. Here’s why:

    Once Adam and Eve commited the sin of tasting the fruit from the tree of life, Eve was punished, (for offering it to adam)

    and from then on, she experienced pain during intercourse and child birth. Painful sex is more common among women than men.

    God punished women with PAINFUL
    biological weaknesses. They are:

    1.) Having a hymen, which, if remained intact, can tear and hurt a woman during sex,
    2.) Vaginal dryness – if a woman is not aroused, sex can vaginally hurt her. IF a man is not
    aroused, its not genitally painful for hiim.
    3.) Menstrual cramps
    4.) vaginismus, vulvodynia, yeast infections
    5.) Painful childbirth

    As God’s punishment for Eve, God made women weak. Women got so weak that a man’s punishment is to work hard to provide for a

    woman. A man is merely a disposable source of income/resources for a woman. He is only useful for a woman if he has money.

    Now, most women are interested in men with high paying jobs to compensate for their own female weaknesses.

    Both genders are punished, but since Eve had sinned first, her (and all women’s) suffering is more biological.

  5. I am I the only one with the good sense to laugh at this because it’s obviously a joke?

  6. I am now enlightened myself. All you atheists out there, be awed: women experience vaginisumus, heretofore designated as the strongest proof of a higher, benevolent power.


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