9/29/09
Wise Guys: What Should I Do with a Man’s Nipples?

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photo by sflovestory

Advice from three of our guy friends. This week a straight woman asks,“What’s up with men’s nipples? Should I play with them or ignore them?”

Gay Single Guy (Jay Dyckman): When it comes to nipple play and men, it’s very easy.  Some love it, some hate it, and some will ask you, during said act, and in a flat monotone, if you are “trying to get milk to come out.”  (Yes, that was a total mood killer.)  It really depends on the guy.  It will send some into the stratosphere and some racing for the front door.  Like everything, you never know until you give it a test drive. And if your guy really hates it, let’s hope he has the wherewithal to just say “Skip the nip, please.”

Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): In the film Meet the Parents, the great Robert De Niro casually asks Ben Stiller, “I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?” Funny as that may be, it makes male nipples seem a bit, well, out of place. While they don’t serve any biological function like their female counterpart, they do have a purpose. As a kid, the titty twister and the purple nurple were always fun. As an adult, when a lady moves her mouth from my lips to my nips it always sends a shiver of excitement down my spine. But too much nipple play can be a bit annoying and even painful for me. Some women like to bite ’em which, in my book, is not a good thing. So unless you know your guy’s into a little pleasure-pain, I’d say skip it. Here are a few nip tips for you ladies:

  1. Kiss em, lick em, but don’t bite!
  2. There are two, let’s not neglect one or the other.
  3. Don’t spend too much time with our nipples, it could get weird if we feel like you’re waiting for something to squirt out.

Straight Married Guy (Jim): I really can’t decide if I’d miss mine if I woke up without them.  My wife says she loves them about as much as my big toe or my bellybutton, both of which I would definitely miss.  If you don’t get any response from your guy the first time, they’re safe to ignore.

Our “wise guys” are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Straight Married Guy is Jim from New York, our Gay Guy is Jay Dyckman, an LA copywriter, and our Single Straight Guy is Tyler Barnett, owner of the LA PR firm Barnett Ellman. To ask the guys your own question, click here.



22 Comments

  1. I’m hoping for my next BF to have sensitive nipples that he *loves* having touched, licked, kissed etc. because I love doing that so much. 🙂

  2. Nipple play in both men and women triggers oxytocin release. Oxytocin is necessary for: 1)breastfeeding (NO men cannot do that, no matter what the World Weekly News told you) 2)Labor and delivery of a child (Nope men can’t do that either) and
    3) ORGASM (yes, men do that.)

    It’s up to the individual man if he likes it.

  3. i love having my nipples played with, the harder the better, and over the years they have grown and much more responsive, and my wife loves doing it

  4. since I am a “fatty”, I have man boobs. HUGE man boobs. Gross, I know. But, I love it love it LOVE it when my wife does to me what I do with hers.

  5. i really like the picture up there, also because my boyfriend is really hairy, and i once tried licking his nips on my way down, but ufff, too many hair, and i wasn’t even able to find ’em, so i just didn’t stop there and trying to find ’em cause that would be lil awkward i think, but ya while going down on him, i sometimes crave to touch his nipples but i just cant ever find ’em underneath all those hair… 🙁

  6. well imma put it like this, im just waiting for the day that mine literally explode and i squirt from them, and im a guy! mine are that sensitive though!!!

  7. I actually love it when a guy plays with my nipples, and my last boyfriend was the same. every time i lowered my lips to his nips, he made this sound that… cannot ne typed. 😉 and that, in turn, of course turned me on more. nipples can be very sensitive.
    and to think i thought that they were gross when i was little…

  8. My guy LOVES to have his nipples sucked. If I lick and suck on them, he’ll sometimes even hold my head there like I was going down on him.
    I guess you either like it or you don’t 😛

  9. My husband’s nipples turn me on, simply because they’re another wonderful bodypart I can touch, kiss, lick… However even just a couple quick licks will have him staring at me bewildered like I’m some sort of goon – as if to say “Honey you have this backwards, I’M the man and YOU’RE the woman with the boobies!”… sigh… 🙁

  10. A former lover wanted me to bite his nipples. And when I say “bite” I actually mean “gnaw the hell out of.” He kept telling me to “bite harder” and I was thinking, “honey, if I bite much harder I’m taking your nips home with me.” In the end, I drew blood. Just how he wanted it.

    Needless to say, that was the last time we saw each other. I was a bit skeeved and he was embarrassed.

    And they say men’s nipples aren’t sensitive? Yikes!

  11. I find its easy to get a feel for if they like it by nonchalantly licking or kissing one on the way down their body. Just do it once or twice and look at his face, but in most cases they seem to like it, even ask for it, even for a bite or two. =] I find it hard to do though, because i have such big lips and men’s niples are so small, they get in the way lol

  12. you know I’m guessing it’s just like how it is for girls…some like it, some don’t. And sometimes it’s an acquired taste (to be honest, I was totally weirded out the first time a guy really paid attention to my nipples but now I enjoy it.) And biting/tugging with your teeth is totally fair game!

  13. I’m a straight guy, and getting my nipples sucked and tugged will put me over the top!

    Definitely a thumbs up.

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