And the Winner of Our #LoveResolution Contest Is…

@AkashaZarafshan! Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a brand new INA WAVE from LELO! The ultimate rabbit vibe for pleasure connoisseurs (with 10 vibration patterns & adjustable speeds) is now yours, thanks to your enthusiastic public display of resolving to love better in 2015!

It was a very close race between @AkashaZarafshan and @DavidWindmuller. And since we want everyone to make out in the end, like David said, we’ll be sending him a copy of our latest book, “150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink,” now available in ridiculously affordable e-book form!

Below are all the entries:

Akasha Zarafshan @AkashaZarafshan

Make love, not war
Enjoy some “me time” more often
Live every day like it might be the last
Enjoy life to the fullest, also between the sheets
Do the rub-a-dubbin’ more often
Do some actual humping on “hump day”
Study the art of body language
Study the art of tantric sex, because sometimes “less is more” does NOT apply
Stop postponing everything
Under the motto “the more the merrier,” have a threesome
Work hard, play hard
Not use chocolate as a substitute for sex
Be the best person I can be
See failure as a lesson learnt
Never give up
Visit my family and loved ones more often
Be more awesome than last year
I’m gonna lose weight and e.x.e.r.c.i…IS THAT CAKE?
Be more optimistic and less sarcastic. Like I won’t screw that up right away…
Be more selective in making bad decisions
Stop drinking* *(when I pass out or all the booze is gone)
Turn over a new leaf, but I will probably end up smoking it
Stop waiting for change to simply happen to me, only I can make it happen
Don’t spend too much time wearing pants

David Windmuller @DavidWindmuller

Hit her G-spot with my tongue
Eat more fiber
Finally shear off my comb-over
Ask how her day was
Stop being jealous of my girlfriend’s undulating, vibrating, bulbous LELO
Accept the fact that girls poop
Clean the toilets and do the wash before she gets home
When I come up 4 air from burying my face in her bum, stop repeating the lame joke, “Everyone makes out in the end”
Instead of trying to “fix” everything, sometimes just listen and give a big hug – it really helps
Stop feeling guilty about my spa days and date nights; they make me a better mommy and wife.
Allow him to hit the town with his smokin’ hot female friend; she was here long before I was.
Tolerate his orgasm farts
Whisper more sweet nothings and dirty, horny things in her ear

Insatiably Taken ‏@InsatiablyTaken

To sext more often

C ‏@PretendYouCare

I resolve to try to develop a more sex-positive outlook
I resolve to stop waiting on an external force to change what can I myself
I resolve to search for, understand, and redefine love outside of misleading mainstream portrayals