It’s Not Just Men Who Can Suck in Bed

Reader Sebastian wrote the following in response to comments on the post “My New Boyfriend Has a Small Penis…At Least, It’s Small to Me” :

I won’t throw EVERY female under the bus, but I honestly don’t (YET) know ONE [woman] in my personal life who’s ever thought they’ve been “lost” in bed. It is all too common that you hear of men being “eh” or just all together bad [between] the sheets. I gotta tell ya ladies, the idea some women get about “how to work a penis” is just . . . incorrect to put it nicely. The idea that “you just tug and pull and that’s all there is to it” is so dead wrong. Why can it take a woman up to half an hour to successfully blow you when I could use my hand and get the job done in 5? I’ve actually faked pleasure before with a woman while she was on top. She thought she was doing it right, but my shrinking erection said otherwise. I had to improvise to keep it up. I loved her very much so I didn’t exactly want to pop the question, “What are you doing?” and hurt her [feelings]. But girls, we men can “protect” you as well. Your body may be sexy, and your face beautiful, but this will not make you a thrill in bed by default. Just as having a 4 foot penis will not automatically prevent a guy from being boring to sleep with.