Twitter blew up this weekend after Donald Trump responded to the charge made by Khizr Khan, the Muslim American father of a fallen soldier, that the billionaire (millionaire?) has “sacrificed nothing and no one.” In response to Khan’s standout speech at the Democratic National Convention last week, Drumpf told ABC News:
I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I’ve worked very, very hard. I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs…I think when I can employ thousands and thousands of people, take care of their education, take care of so many things. Even in military. I mean I was very responsible along with a group of people for getting the Vietnam Memorial built in downtown Manhattan which to this day people thank me for. I raised and I have raised millions of dollars for the vets. I’m helping the vets a lot. I think my popularity with the vets is through the roof.
And so was born #TrumpSacrifices, the hilarious Twitter trend eviscerating the Donald for his myopic self-regard, tone-deafness and hypocrisy. Here are some of the standouts, our favorites of course being the ones about sex & relationships:
"I embarrass myself by publicly hitting on my hot daughter just so she gets used to creepy old men coming onto her."#TrumpSacrifices
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Once slept with an 8.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) July 31, 2016
"If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ” #TrumpSacrifices
— Chris Lowell (@mrchrislowell) July 31, 2016
This made me laugh RT if you agree ? #TrumpSacrifices #DonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/KdVC1Wx9Ps
— Uldouz (@Uldouz) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Almost gave his life yesterday, trapped in an elevator for an hour. pic.twitter.com/KNQjUspqmo
— philip harris (@pharris830) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Makes a good faith effort to be faithful to his wives (except during pageant season, of course). pic.twitter.com/TwrYVMS50y
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices He manned-up, did the right thing, and let his daughter date other men.
— Shoq (@Shoq) July 31, 2016
Once survived an entire weekend at Mar-a-Lago with just one can of hairspray. #TrumpSacrifices
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) July 30, 2016
Once they were out of the Beluga caviar and he has to serve the Sterlet caviar. #TrumpSacrifices
— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) July 31, 2016
Still uses his mother's hairdresser to honor her legacy. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/tNMG2u8so7
— Mike Davidson (@mikeindustries) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Donates used wives to the poor
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices "None. I did have to kiss his cloven hoof & drink from the blood chalice but it's obvious I walked away w/a better deal."
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 31, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Once had to fly over a poor neighborhood. pic.twitter.com/YriED7WZnN
— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) July 30, 2016
Trading in his wives every 10 years for a newer model instead of every 5 years. #TrumpSacrifices
— Girls Really Rule. (@girlsreallyrule) July 30, 2016
In fairness to Drumpf he thinks sacrifice means having to leave a crowded dinner party to fart.#TrumpSacrifices
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices He can never date his true love because of people are so judgmental. https://t.co/ZLR0KqVAKA
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) July 30, 2016
Had to settle for green and not gold houseplants. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/8RRflTGswa
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 30, 2016
Instead of spending money on cosmetic surgery for his tiny T-Rex hands, he paid for Melania's speech-writing class. #TrumpSacrifices
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) July 30, 2016
One fur, not two this week Melania #TrumpSacrifices
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 30, 2016
Didn't marry his daughter. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/ZbwjtUtwAW
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 30, 2016
@GStephanopoulos @BrendanNyhan Drumpf was once forced to wear a poly/cotton blend dress shirt #trumpsacrifices
— Kenneth Heintz (@ktheintz) July 30, 2016
He settled for an 18 karat commode instead of 24 karat. #TrumpSacrifices https://t.co/iIa0K1TgtC
— Cloaca Maxima Ultima (@cloacamaxima01) July 30, 2016
He has to wait until after the election to replace his wife with a newer "model" #TrumpSacrifices
— Sue mother of pugs (@pgpug) July 30, 2016
Stayed married to the same woman for 15 years once. #TrumpSacrifices
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 30, 2016
Forced by campaign aides to eat a taco bowl
#TrumpSacrifices— pianogirl126 (@pianogirl126) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices "There was this one time I had to use margarine. It was awful really…believe me" https://t.co/IEYxLczdBG
— HRC2016 (@HillHrc2016) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices
When he doesn't get a mint on his pillow, he calls it camping.— Afterdroid (@afterdroid) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices The haters say #Drumpf never sacrificied. So dishonest. He's sacrificed lots. Here's my list: pic.twitter.com/gYX3KJmfD7
— WorkingStiffie (@WorkingStiffie) July 30, 2016
Sleeping around was his Vietnam. No, really, he actually said that. https://t.co/aznibj7U4P #TrumpSacrifices
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices having to harvest all that Cheeto dust for my skin cream…..with my tiny hands
— Roy Livingston (@Royontheside) August 1, 2016
He once went a full 24 hours without insulting a woman, minority, Muslim-American, or disabled person. #TrumpSacrifices
— Rusty Walther (@RustyWalther) August 1, 2016
The ability to use the word "sacrifices" correctly in a sentence.#TrumpSacrificeshttps://t.co/BJ60yJu5XB
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) July 30, 2016
