*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***
Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:
1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.
2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).
3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.
4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.
5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.
6. You must be 18 or over to enter.
8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.
9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.
Happy Haiku-ing!
Read more about the Ora by LELO here
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Azure wave of love
waterfalls from complete joy
Volcanoes erupt
circular motion
The Earth keep spinning
no batteries are needed
Sapphire golden ring
I’m singing extremely loud
sonic boom, I’m done
will you marry me
so, with this ring I thee wed
to enjoy daily
A ring of Saturn
Continues to spin nonstop
beautiful colors
so iridescent
hummingbird ooh keep flicking
oh my, time stands still
world is beautiful
spinning like a tornado
make me go around
flickering so fast
flickering woodpecker, oh
wood dont stand a chance
oh wonderful tongue
i want you everyday
lick me non stop
You’re taller than I,
So it’s a unique pleasure,
Gripping your thick hair
Peering through the moss
You discover, of all things,
A pearl to be kissed
Your lips part mine and
I am dissolved in velvet
Somehow – you know – just..
a flick of your tongue
a soft lick, then a swirl
gets me everytime
a sweet sensation
light touch, sweet swirl, slight flick
a quiver, sweet end
Oh beautiful ring
with your orbit and happy smile
ecstasy nearing