*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***
Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:
1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.
2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).
3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.
4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.
5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.
6. You must be 18 or over to enter.
8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.
9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.
Happy Haiku-ing!
Read more about the Ora by LELO here
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Softest fluttering
A faint cry and a soft sigh
Happiness infuses
Ripples in the water
Reaching out deep and far
Till shuddering, stops
Pink the gentle flush
Clear and strong the waters rush
Red the spreading blush
drowning in a sea
first a ripple, a wave, crash
then floating in bliss
glistening pink rose
peel back each lovely petal,
slowly, rise with sun
His tongue swirls so soft
Circling, I breathe in, GASP! WAIT!
Tis not a man, Ora!
delicate kisses
small licks, slow swirls, now quick
take me to the moon
peel back the petals
gently expose my pistil
Then enjoy my rose
a gentle kitten
then the mouse ate her cookie
roar like a lion
the tectonic plates
sliding shifting back and forth
violent earthquake
appealing mountain
trekking the vertical slope
the volcano spewed
spring’s breeze; single leaf
flapping against an acorn
it’s going to sprout
Breaths wild like a storm,
Ebb and flow, release me now
Oh! Yes! Ah! … Again?
can you decipher
nature’s baffling Rubik’s cube
oh yes you got it
Explore the ocean
Search for the man in the boat
Ahoy! you found him
polish my diamond
Sir, please tumble my gemstone
pulsating shimmer
Lost in the abyss
The black hole of mystery
please don’t rescue me