You’re away on business, you don’t know a soul in this town, you’re holed up in your hotel room, alone and lonely (read: horny) and because you are a not a cheating scumbag and this isn’t Up in the Air, you pick up the phone to call your honey at home in the hopes of a little cellular nookie, a.k.a. phone sex.
But it goes something like this: “I just called, to say, I� um� uh, I was thinking that we could, you know�oh, never mind. How’s the weather where you are?”
There’s nothing like phone sex to make you feel like a gawky teen all over again. Regular sex, you’ve got down cold: pour two glasses of wine, play smooth soundtrack, get naked, get busy, orgasms all around, rinse, repeat. But fiber-optic relations? The person on the other end of the line could be fully-clothed and watching “Top Chef” on mute for all you know. They could be faking, or smirking at your clumsy attempts at dirty talk. If you wanted some more experience with dirty talk, it might be helpful to learn from 35p Cheap Phone Sex. They are experts in the field and know exactly how to loosen anyone up into a good time.
Without being in the same room together, performance anxiety is practically inevitable. It can feel like auditioning for a casting director who demands, “Say something sexy!” So here’s how to “reach out and touch someone” successfully:
- Plug in your headset to free up your hands and avoid neck cramps.
- Hold all calls. Answering call-waiting while tele-sexing�even during tele-foreplay�suggests you’ve got better things to do, or worse, better people to do.
- Once you’ve dialed the digits, use the “I wish you were here” line as your “in.”
- Don’t immediately break out into your best phone-sex-operator impression. If your partner knows you as the quiet type, suddenly spewing forth a string of obscenities that would make the Osbornes blush might not have the erotic effect you’re going for. You also want to assess how in the mood your partner is first — them being on deadline or elbow deep in diapers definitely won’t align with your current sexual aspirations. As with any lust-driven encounter, getting enthusiastic consent is essential. In other words, DON’T pull a Louis CK!
- Dead air during phone sex can dampen the mood, but some heavy breathing, the occasional moan, or simply whispering their name can fill the awkward silences. Whatever you do, make some noise! Otherwise your partner will think that you’re watching TV or doodling on the hotel notepad.
- If you’d like to graduate to full sentences but don’t know where to start, try reading something sexy over the phone. Tell your partner, “I read this today and thought of you.” Then, as long as they’re into it, start articulating your desire. The most basic approach is to think of this articulation as narration: you’re simply talking about what you’d like to do to them or what you’re doing to yourself while you’re doing it.
- Start with the most basic of terms for each other’s genitals and gradually up the ante. Don’t worry about creative vocabulary, at least not at first. Once you become more fluent in the language of love, you can get more colorful. As a general rule, the more words a term for the genital contains, the more likely it is to induce giggles or a wince.
- To get your partner in on the action, ask them what they’re doing. Ask exactly how it feels. Ask what they’d do to you if you weren’t a thousand miles away. If your partner is on the shy side, get them talking with a few yes or no questions: “Are you undressed?” “Does that feel good?”
- Whatever you do, don’t laugh at anything your partner says, ever; not only will it ruin the mood, it will make them forever self-conscious and inhibited in the verbal sex department.
- Whatever you end up saying, say it with confidence and don’t censor yourself: If you’re embarrassed, then your partner will be embarrassed for (and by) you. Commit to the dirty talk, and you should have an eargasmic experience.
my love is in London and am in Ghana he want us to have phone sex but dont have any idea please help
Well that was good helpful but I need something better than this..? Thanks
i and my boyfriend are in relationship past 3 years and usually we had talk on phone and we do have phone sex and I guess its really amazing and moaning and whispering just turns him on…..so never feel awk while moaning it will be just the make uha partner feel uh are comf wid him/her..
I’m also a phone operator and I have to agree with Chellene, this is great guide.
hi.. im looking for advice. My boyfriend wants phone sex, and its not that i dont want to im shy/scared you can say. I never had phone sex before and im scared i might say the wrong thing or might not sound sexy enough. i really want to do it but i just have no clue what to say to turn him on.Please somebody help/ guide me as of what to do, it would be great
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I used this on FaceTime it really did work!!!
I am a phone sex operator and this is a great how to guide for anyone new to phone sex.
Phone sex is sooo 1995.
need to learn the dirty vocabulary
hay Steph
just wanna ask you that i recently got engaged with a girl it was arranged by our folks. we spoke for like 2-3 days and my girl asked me bluntly that she wants to hear some thing from me…i coudnt figure out and she made me kiss her on the telephone and she said and did all that we see in porn movies and she was not afraid of using nasty words likes …su**ing & lic***ng and she moaned for like 25 minutes consecutively and it wasnt natural i guess…i dont get this that why she started moaning real loud like in porn movies? why would she do that ??? we made out in our car as well and she amazed me by her skills and i was a lill shy being 8 years older to her observing her skills…i also found that she was not a virgin 🙁 i am extremely confused why she started doing phone sex after our engagement…which did not leave a good impression
Both me and my man when either or both of us is away indulge in phone sex. If you’re feeling real horny, call your man, tell him how you feel. 99% of the time he’ll respond, positively. It’s easier for women to initiate. Poor guys try to and half the time we’re not in the mood. Don’t ring her and immediately start spanking the monkey. It’s a turn off and it’s disrespectful. Instead, tell her how fine you think she is, what part of her body you love the best, how you love her soft warm skin and nice smell next to you and you wish you could have her with you right now. Tell her once she starts responding how the thought of her is driving you crazy and you wish you could touch her skin, her face, her breasts, her hips, etc. She’ll start hotting up and joining in with you. Tell her how you want to bring her to earth shattering multiple orgasms and you’ll only be satisfied once she is. We women love to know that you men want to fulfil our every desire, that you want to take us on a wild ride and that you want to totally make us feel satisfied.
I guarantee the next horny phone call you’ll have, she will be eager to please.
My man and I have been indulging for a while, and it gets better. When he gets home the first thing I want to do is f*ck his brains out like a bad bad girl! The first thing he wants to do is get me in that bedroom, lock the door and f*ck like rabbits for the next 24 hours!
Phone sex is another way to spice it up! Try it ladies, you’ll have your man worshipping the ground you walk on.
I love it! I love making my man happy, but sometimes he wants it when I’m not in the mood and I think I’m ok in my game but he’s quite and I do think he’s watching tv lol he needs to read this haha good article
^ He just doesn’t find phone sex stimulating. Don’t take it personally.
i can’t understand with my boyfriend, everytime i asking about phone sex , he always say buzy oh! boring 🙁