*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***
Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:
1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.
2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).
3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.
4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.
5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.
6. You must be 18 or over to enter.
8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.
9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.
Happy Haiku-ing!
Read more about the Ora by LELO here
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Oral sex haiku
An Ora is what I need
Oh, the things I’d do
Bursting on your tongue
Sweet nectar like liquid gold
Every muscle sighs
Whimpers pierce the air
Slow and steady wins the race
Crave your tongues embrace
I moan, “Oh my God,”
Bless my body with your tongue
I am no angel
Tantalizing tongue
Touch, trace, twirl, tap, taste, thrust, tease,
Tremors throughout me
A lick and a stroke
The beat builds inside of me
Euphoric release
Relax and let loose
Lay back and enjoy the ride
Fire works explode
A love note for you –
Spreading you across my desk,
My tongue is the pen…
You are all for me
You lap up my sweet nectar
I am all for you
Fire passes through me
Underneath loves canopy
Eat, live, be happy.
Put a ring on it?
I truly would on Ora.
Beyonce would laugh
I need some Ora
No more calling my lame ex
No more faking it
Should I take you back?
I really miss your tongue tricks
I like Ora more
Who cares about size
Does your tongue work properly?
If so, we’ll be fine
I have a secret
It’s locked up inside of me
Your tongue is the key