photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are cruisin’ for a bruisin’ of your heart (and other organs) if you don’t ease […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Some people are paralyzed by the prospect of making decisions. They fear they’ll make the wrong […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Here’s a crazy idea: Pursue someone who seems nice. You’re familiar with the type? They hold […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) While we’re usually all for secret office romances — the long lunches, the supply closet make-out […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) There’s this great flick with Goldie Hawn and Burt Reynolds called Best Friends (only the lucky […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Love is in the air and you’ll be singing in the rain, literally. (Excuse us while […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Opposites attract. But eventually they’ll repel each other if one tries to change what they originally […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Q: What do you want to do tonight? A: Let’s go out dancing…no, let’s just stay […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, we present your horos in short poem form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) New love is like a bunny. […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, we present your horos in short poem form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Someone’s going to attempt to pull […]
photo by foxypar4 aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Practice safe sex this 4th. We swear to god, that’s what the stars are telling you this week. So wrap up your firecracker or else you might end up with some 3rd degree burns on your genitals. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) The skies are clear so you can […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, we present your horos in short poem form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’re special. You’re different. When your […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, we present your horos in short poem form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) What’s the fastest animal in the […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) A sense of wholeness will help to stimulate your imagination and open up a host of new possibilities that will lead to a fascinating and sensual encounter. Which means either the planets are aligned to take your relationship to the next level of intimacy and trust via […]
Years ago, while driving around San Diego on a book tour, we saw what to us was the craziest road sign: the black silhouettes of two adults running for their lives, dragging a youngster behind them, all on a yellow, rectangular background. You don’t get many of those in the Northeast. (Though maybe you yanks […]
photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your involvement in a worthy cause will impress someone this week. And no, a Fifty Shades book club or an outing to see Oz the Great and Powerful doesn’t count as a cause. It’s time to get involved where it really counts–help little old ladies across the […]
